Seasons & Episodes
Pilot
Porter is blindsided by the arrival of his football player brother and certainly unprepared to tackle the concept that B
Who's Your Daddy?
After taking Uncle Bobby's advice, Oscar ends up in the vice-principal's office. But it's Porter and Bobby who are punis
Since You Came Here
Porter's worried about Bobby's influence when Oscar decides he wants to be a bus driver instead of going to college. Sin
Sneaking Into The Movies
When Oscar and Rose are allowed to go to the movies by themselves, Rose persuades Oscar to sneak into an extra film with
Cleaning Lessons
When Porter berates Bobby for not cleaning up after himself, Bobby reacts in a typical fashion: he hires a maid; Oscar p
Trick or Treat
Bobby's gross costume frightens Oscar more than he wants to let on, ruining his favorite holiday of the year. Bobby trie
Kick Ball, Get Check
Bobby finds himself in a football-kicking slump after he promises to make a field goal for Oscar during a Monday Night F
You're in Trouble
Bobby is shocked when he fails his mandatory drug test, which leaves Oscar doubting the integrity of his football-playin
The Boss of Me
Porter puts his foot down when Bobby attempts to decorate and lavish Oscar with enormous birthday gifts, so Bobby buys t
Note
When Bobby mocks Porter for putting encouraging notes in Oscar's school lunches just as their mother did to him, Porter
Pillow Talk
Porter becomes depressed after he gives a talk on Abraham Lincoln to Oscar's class and literally bores the students to s
Date
Porter scares off his blind date Gretchen; Bobby, Oscar and Rose try to convince Porter to ask Rose's mother Marilyn out
You Are Me
Porter is very proud of his trophy date, gorgeous model Amy, who has a thing for sensitive intellectuals. Trouble is, sh
Box of Stuff
The brothers' mother sends them a box of stuff from their childhood, reviving ancient rivalries; The box also contains a
Game Ball
Porter accidentally ruins Bobby's priceless championship-game football; Bobby gets kicked out and moves in with Dena.
Dating the Teacher
Porter discovers that Bobby is dating Oscar's teacher Ginny, he orders him to put a stop to the relationship; Porter ina
An Odd Couple of Days
After impulsively setting out on the road Porter, Bobby and Dena find themselves broken down at a garage with a couple o
Everybody Says I Love You
The Waide men seek their mother's advice when they can't say "I love you;" Their mothers off-the-wall revelations only m
Security Farce
When Bobby tries his hand at being a shock jock while hosting a sports radio talk show, he ends up insulting his listene
With Friends Like Porter
After realizing that he has no friends, Porter tries unsuccessfully to become pals with a group of construction workers
Politically Impolite
When Porter and Bobby are both scheduled to appear on "Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher" on the same episode, Bobby
The New Client (1)
While a jealous Bobby pouts over the attention Dena is giving to her new client, Gino, a race car driver, Porter humors
The Duel (2)
Porter's scheme to win Dena's heart by trying to outwit Gino begins to backfire on the lovesick professor. A small earth
