Seasons & Episodes
Pilot
The show takes a look at the heartwarming yet super uncomfortable and sometimes frustrating relationship among three adu
Mermaid Taffeta Wedding Dress, $1,999
The Hayworth family is invited to the wedding of longtime family friend Spags. When Connor enlists Tom's help to write a
Bounce House Rental, $250
Connor invites all the cousins over for an epic sleepover to cheer up his daughter, Gretchen. Meanwhile, Tom is determin
Triple Scoop of Ice Cream, $6.39
When Tom and Sarah discover that their parents have been spending time at Connor's house and not theirs, jealousy rears
35% of Allied Harness and Sling LTD, $3,000,000
After upsetting Marina, Tom tries to help out more around the house. While Sarah tries to find temporary employment, she
The Triangle Shirtwaist Fire: An Oral History (Used), $11
Connor invites the siblings to a party he’s throwing for his ex-wife, Emily. While he feels the need to prove that he
Opus One Cabernet, 2015, $500
The family gathers to try and celebrate their parents’ anniversary without spoiling it — like every other year. Howe
49ers Foam Fingers, $7
Connor invites the Hayworth clan to a San Francisco 49ers game as he tries to close his latest business deal. Tom gets a
Chorizo with Mojo Verde and Chicharrón, $45
Things get a little hot in the kitchen when Tom considers ghostwriting a memoir for a celebrity chef. Connor starts dati
Bottle Service, $800 Plus Tip (25% Suggested)
The family is in for a wild night out when they accompany Connor to a club to help him jump-start his dating life.
Windmount Academy, $42,000/year
Marina worries Camila’s lost touch with her Mexican heritage, so she enlists Tom and the rest of the family to help re
Giant Jenga, $120
Tom spirals when Connor dates a woman who broke his heart at summer camp. Then, family game night becomes an all-or-noth
Box of King-Size Candy Bars, $48.99
Trick or treat is not the only question on the Hayworths' minds as they debate the best neighborhood for a spooktacular
Speeding Ticket, $180
Sofia brings out Tom's adventurous side which ignites Marina's jealous side. Meanwhile, Sarah and Denise learn that Sham
Two Thousand Pounds of Sand, $240
Tom, Sarah and Connor are determined to prove that they can host a successful Thanksgiving dinner when they switch up th
Secret Santa Gift, $25 Limit
As Christmas approaches, Tom finally receives his first advance check from the Sofia Salazar book, leaving him and Marin
Men's Water-Resistant Watch, $289
Tom and Marina must make a difficult choice after they uncover a bombshell revelation about Sofía Salazar; Connor and J
Camping Tent, $39.99
While Connor looks to Tom for advice on how to come clean with Denise about a sensitive matter, Marina is surprised to l
Round Trip Ticket SAN-OAK, $234
Tom feels threatened when Marina's father visits, but it's Marina who has a hard time making peace with her Papi; Connor
Pregnancy Test, $12.98
Connor and JoJo's Valentine's Day takes an awkward turn when his ex-wife and daughter crash their romantic evening; a pr
Salsa Competition Entry Fee, $45
Marina convinces Connor to dance with Lupe in a salsa competition to get to know her better. Meanwhile, Sarah and Denise
FaceFlop App, $1.99
Tom and Connor vie to prove who would make a better sperm donor to Denise. Meanwhile, Sarah tries to prove to Alison tha
Keg of Light Beer, $180
While Tom and Marina attempt to relive their youth at a college party, Connor and Denise deal with JoJo potentially leav
Workout Leggings, $29
Sarah very reluctantly asks Tom to help her write the Windmount Academy Musical. Meanwhile, in preparation to get pregna
Poker Game, $800 Buy-In
Tom and Sarah crash a poker night that Connor is hosting for some rich and famous friends. Meanwhile, when Camila mentio
Animatronic Gorilla, $2,200
As Tom struggles to finish his book before his 40th birthday, his dad, Marshall, hijacks his writing seminar. Meanwhile,
Mango THC Gummies, $18
The entire Hayworth family goes to attend the Windmount Academy musical to support Gretchen and Sarah. Meanwhile, in an
Book Deal, Terms Negotiable
Tom's potential new publisher invites himself to the Hayworth family brunch which sends him into a nervous frenzy. Meanw
Ticket to Space, $1 Million
Tom attempts to keep Connor grounded after he announces his plans to go to space then falls into a rough patch himself a
Mickey Ears, $19.99
Tom finds out that Connor is his new boss, which threatens to ruin Marina's perfectly planned trip to the Happiest Place
Melatonin 10mg Tablets, $14.99
Tom begins publicity for his new book; Marina takes on the redesign of Gretchen's room, which causes a lot of stress at
Sushi for Twelve, $482 plus delivery
With a house full of Hayworths, nothing is off limits for discussion - including Tom and Marina's lives in, and out, of
Wedding Bouquet, $125
Reflecting on the past, we flashback to Tom and Marina's wedding day. A defining moment in all the Hayworth's lives, thi
Live With Kelly And Ryan Hoodie, Complimentary
With the press tour for Tom's book in full swing, Connor and Marina accompany him to promote his book in New York on one
Novel Signed by Author, $22.19
It’s Halloween and everyone is on edge! Especially Tom who fears nobody will attend his in-person book reading – exc
Model Train Set, $150
After the shocking discovery of a new-half sibling, Tom, Sarah and Connor are tasked with breaking the unexpected news t
Wheel of Vegan Brie, $24
It's Thanksgiving at the Hayworths, though this year feels a bit different with one extra chair at the table. While Tom,
Sunday New York Times, $6
The success of Tom's book sparks a change in the financial tides; and, with the extra cash in hand, Marina encourages hi
Santa Suit Rental, $25 Per Day
The most wonderful time of the year brings some unforeseen financial troubles for one member of the Hayworth family. Wit
Gallon of Milk, $4.35
After Marina begins working with a hunky new contractor, Tom's envy causes him to overcompensate. Meanwhile, Connor invo
Limited Edition Boom Boom Dojo JollyBot, $45.99
Marina's confession about her sensual Santiago dreams opens the door to new levels of transparency between her and Tom.
Emergency Preparedness Kit, $129.99
A natural disaster strikes, trapping the family under one roof and without power. As their electronic battery lives are
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