The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show

Gracie Goes to a Psychiatrist

Blanche is worried after having a string of bad dreams, but is afraid to go to a psychiatrist. Gracie decides to go in h

Beverly Hills Uplift Society is Out of Money

Gracie and her Uplifters Society are locked out of their clubhouse because Gracie forgot to pay the rent.

The Football Game

Football game tickets bring about complications for the Burnses and Mortons.

Surprise Birthday Party

Gracie plans a surprise birthday party for George. The plan is that he is to invite all his friends to the Mocambo night

Thanksgiving

Gracie is having friends over for Thanksgiving dinner, including Harry Morton's business partner and his wife, Linda Lee

New Dresses for the Concert

The Uplifters society is having a concert and Gracie and Blanche want new dresses.

Christmas with Mamie Kelly

Mamie Kelly and her children join the Burnses for the holidays. George dresses up like Santa for the children and Graci

Gracie's Storeroom

Gracie has a storeroom built so she can store canned fruits and vegetables. When the project gets out of hand, George hi

Blanche for President

Blanche enters the race for the presidency of the Beverly Hills Uplifters.

Dinner With the Vanderlips

George and Harry have some trouble when the Vanderlips are invited over to the Burns home for dinner.

Gracie and the Dented Fender

Gracie finds a dent in the fender of the car. To keep George from noticing, she tries to convince George that the Burns

Trip to Palm Springs

George and Gracie are taking a trip to Jack Benny's Palm Springs home. Blanche wants to go, but Harry says no. Blanche d

Gracie Loses Her Engagement Ring

When Gracie misplaces her engagement ring, George decides to teach her a lesson.

Harry and the Gold Digger

Live Show #41

Jack Benny Steals George's Joke

A feud between George and Jack Benny is the result of Jack stealing one of George's jokes.

Live Show #43

Gracie wants to redecorate, and to get George out of the house she tricks him into taking Harry Morton fishing. However,

The Speech Writer

Mamie Kelly and her obnoxious kids again park their trailer in George and Gracie's driveway and cause lots of trouble as

Divorce Attorney

A prediction from a phoney swami results in Gracie engaging an attorney to divorce George.

Live Show #46

Live Show #47

Gracie has to renew her drivers license.

Live Show #48

Gracie tells a record company exec she's married to a famous singer and promises to bring him in. In Gracie's mind, Geor

Live Show #49

The Mortons invite George and Gracie to the Happy Time Lodge, but George doesn't want to go so he comes up with a story

Live Show #50

Gracie goes to the racetrack and winds up buying a horse. The horse's former owners accompany Gracie back to the house a

Live Show #51

George tells Gracie that he ran into George Jessel at the Friars Club, but Gracie somehow misinterprets it into thinking

Gracie and Blanche Want to Redecorate

Gracie and Blanche want to redecorate their houses, but they know that George and Harry won't go for it. Gracie comes up

Free Trip to Hawaii

Gracie tries to play cupid for Harry and her wardrobe woman, not realizing that the woman is married already and has two

Dinner Party for Atomic Scientist

Gracie gives a dinner party for a famous but somewhat eccentric atomic scientist, who never accepts invitations. However

Gracie Worrys about George's Sneezing

George has been sneezing for a comedy routine, so Gracie takes a medical exam for him and the doctor concludes she's men

Buying a Boat

Gracie recruits Harry to buy George a boat. George Burns, Gracie Allen, Harry Von Zell.

Gracie has George's Portrait Painted

Gracie hires an artist to paint a portrait of George. But the painter is confounded when Gracie explains that she wants

Gracie and Blanche Hire Gigolos

Gracie and Blanche complain that their husbands have lost their romantic spark, so George persuades Harry to pose as an

The Ballet Tickets

Culture enters the Burns household as Gracie tries to get George to sponsor a ballet company. Some interesting mixups o

Skating Pearsons Come to Visit

A couple from George and Gracie's vaudeville days, "The Skating Pearsons" drop by for a visit. They're worried that thei

Harry Thinks that the Swamp Has Oil

To get Harry to buy Blanche a TV, Gracie tries to get him to buy some swampland--but Harry gets the idea that there's oi

Gracie Writes About Silky Thompson

Gracie tangles with the underworld. George Burns, Gracie Allen, Bea Benaderet, Harry Von Zell, Larry Keating.

Gracie Thinks George is Going to Commit Suicide

Gracie thinks George wants to get out of a complicated existence. Harry Von Zell, Larry Keating, Bea Benaderet.

Von Zell Dates a Married Woman

Harry Von Zell has inadvertently dated a married woman, but Harry Morton is the one in big trouble when Gracie inexplica

Uncle Clyde

Gracie Thinks Harry is in Love with Her

Harry buys an anniversary present for Blanche and hides it at the Burns' home. However, Gracie finds it and thinks that

Gracie Trying to Keep Mortons From Moving Away

Harry Morton trades his house for one across town. Gracie doesn't want to lose her best friend Blanche, so when the new

Gracie Thinks She and George are Not Married

Gracie has acquired the crazy notion that she and George were never legally married. Jack Benny, a witness to their mar

Mayor Brown Comes to Dinner

Graice invites the mayor of Los Angeles for dinner. Fletcher Bowron, longtime Los Angeles mayor in real life, plays him

George Jessel - The Cigarette Girl

Gracie and Blanche are disturbed by their husbands' extracurricular activities: Harry has been playing poker late at ni

Gracie on a Train - Murder

Harry Morton gets into trouble with the police as a result of Gracie's mistaken notion that a man she met on a train is

Blanche Wants New Car / Gracie Gets Von Zell a Wife

Gracie tries to find Von Zell a wife and children so he can save money on his income tax.

Swamp Party

Gracie tries to help the Mortons sell their swamp.

Up All Night - Burgler

Buying a Ranch

Gracie believes that George wants to buy a ranch. Harry Morton and his partner Casey want to be the ones to sell it to

George in the Army

Gracie has the idea that joining the Army will be good for George, and enlists him. George is not worried, because a do

Gacie Reports the Car Stolen

Someone whistles in George's dressing room and Gracie, believing the old show-biz superstition that it will mean three d

Gracie Pretends She's a College Boy's Mother

Gracie poses as a student's mother so he can bring his girlfriend "home" to dinner. Harry Von Zell, Bea Benaderet, Larry

Buying a Mountain Cabin

Problems arise when Harry Von Zell decides to buy a cabin from a real estate agent who is a competitor to Harry Morton,

The Missing Fur Stole

Lots of mixups, in both plot and dialogue, as Gracie mistakenly reports to the police that Blanche's new fur stole has b

Spanish Lessons

Spanish lessons for Gracie and Blanche lead to George getting into some very unexpected trouble.

Gracie & Cleaning Woman / Vanderlips

Gracie jeopardizes Harry Morton's bank loan and George and Harry Von Zell's well-being when she mistakenly determines Mr

Von Zell's Old Girlfriend Visits

Von Zell's college sweetheart is planning to drop by. He has given her the impression that he is married, and Gracie wa

George Lecturing at UCLA

George receives an invitation to lecture at a college, but when he overhears the Mortons and Harry von Zell making fun o

Gracie and Harry Morton / Missing Persons Bureau

Gracie gets involved with the missing Persons Bureau in trying to locate Harry Morton for his wife Blanche.

Surprise Party Mix-Up

Gracie throws a monkey wrench into a birthday party for Harry Morton.

Cousins Perry and Pete

George invites a pair of burglars to stay in their home after Gracie introduces them as her cousins.

Gracie Thinks George is Going Solo

Some amusement results when Gracie finds a telegram from 1923. In it, George is asked to do a Broadway show, but withou

Gracie Trying to Get George to Go On Trip East

Gracie decides that she wants to go to New York with the Mortons for a vacation.

Gracie Witnesses a Holdup

Gracie has witnessed a bank robbery, and is scheduled as a witness against gangster Johnny Velvet. George is expecting

Locked Out of the House

Thanks to Gracie's carelessness, the Burns and Mortons get locked out of their homes in the middle of the night, much to

Gracie Falls in a Department Store

Gracie trips and falls, as a result of her high heel getting caught in a hole in the rug at the department store. The st

The Iron Deer

When George declares he "can't see" how Harry Morton could spend $200 on an iron deer for his lawn, Gracie concludes Geo

Gracie Helps Harry get a New Account

The prospect of Gracie being called for jury duty evokes much concern from all her friends

Gracie Gets a Jury Summons

The prospect of Gracie being called for jury duty evokes much concern from all her friends.

Gracie Thinks Blanche is a Kleptomaniac

Gracie (mistakenly, of course) gets the notion that Blanche is a kleptomaniac and wreaks havoc by trying to cover up for

George and Harry are Mad at Each Other

A mutual acquaintance ticks off George and Harry Morton, so Gracie thinks they're mad at each other. To patch up their f

Getting a Business Manager

Gracie mistakes the Mortons' lawn man for the business manager she hired.

The Raccoon Coats

After Gracie gives away Harry Morton's fur coat, she goes to great lengths to procure a replacement.

Gracie Thinks Von Zell is Broke

Gracie has the mistaken impression that Harry Von Zell is broke, and, of course, endeavors to help him.

Gracie Going to San Francisco

George and Harry Morton plan to enjoy the fruits of bachelorhood while their wives are out of town.

Gracie Trades the House

The Burns house is put in jeopardy when a mis-heard telephone conversation between George and Jack Benny gives Gracie th

George and Gracie go to a Movie Premier

Gracie and George get a limited amount of tickets to a movie premiere, and pledge them to too many friends.

Jane (Wardrobe Woman) and Her Problem

Gracie creates a family crisis, because she believes sh e must have one in order to appreciate other people's problems.

Gracie's Anniversary Present

Gracie decides to take flying lessons when she becomes convinced that George is planning to buy her a plane for their we

Uncle Harvey's Invention

Uncle Harvey's latest invention, a solution to make plants grow to gargantuan proportions, is found to contain the makin

George Reading Play to Be Done in London

Gracie makes travel plans when she finds George reading a play due to open in London.

Gracie Helps Mechanic With Girl Friend

Gracie has an historic interview with a local reporter.

Gracie Discovers George's Secret Weakness

Gracie convinces herself that George must be in the class of the one man in five who has a secret vice. Burns & Allen do

Gracie Has to Sell George's Car By Five O'Clock

Gracie misunderstands a fire inspector's order to get rid of some inflammable rubbish.

Gracie Wins a Television Set

A quiz show phones Gracie and offers her a TV set if she can answer a question. She can't, but she looks it up in an alm

No Fan Mail for George

George is unhappy about not receiving any fan mail, so Gracie instructs Blanche to write a phony fan letter. Unfortunate

George and Gracie Going to Opera 'Carmen'

Everyone is elated when Mr. Vanderlip invites them to the opera except for George, who's adamant about seeing a 3-D movi

Harry Morton Is Missing

When Harry Morton goes missing, Gracie hires a private investigator who becomes very confused about the identity of his

Gracie Goes to Psychiatrist for Blanche's Dream

Gracie visits a bewildered psychiatrist for dream analysis, which unexpectedly results in Blanche and Harry Morton each

Gracie's Old Boy Friend, Dan Conroy, Comes to Town

When Gracie's athletic ex comes to visit, she swipes Harry Morton's trophies to pass off as her husband's. Further compl

Gracie Tries to Get George in College/The Old Grads

Gracie decides to enroll George in college. Meanwhile, George's production manager frantically searches for someone who

Columbia Pictures Doing Burns and Allen Story

Columbia is doing the Burns and Allen story and everybody wants to get into the act.

An Elephant Sits on Gracie's Fender

An elephant has actually sat on the fender of Gracie's car, and everyone is having trouble believing her.

George Gets Black Eye from Open Door

George's black eye and another man's broken leg lead people to believe the two men were brawling. Meanwhile, Gracie atte

Dolores De Marco, George's Ex-Vaudeville Partner

To avoid a lawsuit, George dodges a man who spends the day patiently waiting on the front porch. Meanwhile, jealousy and

Vanderlip Buys Black Negligee for His Wife

Relationships are jeopardized after a meddling Gracie listens in on a phone call and concludes that Mr. Vanderlip is hav

Gracie and George Have a Mystery Anniversary

Gracie throws an extravagant 9th "Hmm-Hmm" anniversary party, having forgotten the event that she's celebrating. A cook

George Resting for Insurance Examination

George tries to get a full day's rest before his doctor's exam, but he soon finds friends, family, a telephone repairman

One Week to Live

Gracie gets the mistaken notion that Harry Morton has only a week to live.

Gracie Buys Old Movies to Sell to Television

George passes on an offer to buy the rights to some old films, but Gracie decides the deal would be in his best interest

Emily Vanderlip's Elopement

Although Emily Vanderlip has no desire to elope, Gracie pushes the matter until everyone's upset and Harry Von Zell is i

Emily Vanderlip's Elopement

When a councilwoman asks for Gracie's support, she mistakenly thinks she's being asked to run for city council herself.

Burnses and Mortons Choosing Movie to Attend

The Burns and Mortons decide to go to the movies but have difficulty finding a film that none of them have seen. Further

Gracie Buys a Toaster Wholesale

Gracie needs a new toaster. When George suggests that she consult a fellow club member who deals in wholesale appliance

Mortons Exchange Houses with the Gibsons from New York

Harry and Blanche's friends from New York precipitate a housing crisis when they come to stay in the Morton house.

George Teaches Gracie Not to Start Rumors

Harry and Blanche's friends from New York precipitate a housing crisis when they come to stay in the Morton house.

George Invites Critics to Watch First Show of Season

George invites two newspaper reporters, while Gracie secretly invites two dozen strangers over to the house to view thei

Gracie Goes to the 'Do It Yourself' Show

Gracie hires a carpenter to build a dresser. She then tries to fool her neighbors into thinking George built it by himse

Gracie Gives Wedding in Payment of a Favor

Gracie throws an extravagant wedding, but George can't figure out why his wife has taken on this responsibility.

Gracie Gives a Baby Shower for Virginia Beasley

When Gracie throws a baby shower for the mailman's daughter, George gets stuck playing cards with Harry Morton's stuffy

Auto License Bureau/George Becomes an Author

Gracie tests the patience of a driver's license examiner. Meanwhile, George's friends lavish him with praise and gifts a

George Trying to Keep Doctor's Appointment

George has an appointment to take a physical exam, but each time he's prepared to leave a distraction pulls him away fro

Gracie Thinks She and George Are Moving to New York

When Gracie fears that they might have to move to New York for business reasons, she consults Mr. Beasley the postman, a

Shoplifter and the Missing Ruby Clip

Trouble arises when Gracie gets the impression that Mrs. Vanderlip has stolen a ruby clip from a department store and tr

Gracie Saves Blanche's Marriage

After reading Blanche's fortune, Gracie concludes Blanche is in love with a man she encountered at the grocery store. Gr

Burnses & Mortons Going to Hear Antonelli Concert

George tries to get out of attending a concert by getting Gracie involved with a jigsaw puzzle.

George Gets Call from Unknown Victor

George gets irritated when Gracie mishandles a telephone call. She remembers the message, but not the caller's last name

Harry Morton's Alumni Banquet

Harry Morton's college alumni association is having a banquet, and Harry has promised them he can get George to act as M

Gracie Thinks Bob Cummings Is in Love with Her

Gracie overhears Bob Cummings reciting dialogue for his TV show and concludes that she is the object of his affections.

George's Mother-in-Law Trouble

George decides to invite his mother-in-law for a brief stay, but a misheard conversation at the post office leads Harry

George and the Glendale Eagle Publicity Stunt

Thanks to Gracie, George is scheduled to take part in a publicity stunt. To get out of it, George claims to have a sprai

No Seats for Friar's Club Dinner

The Friar's Club testimonial dinner for George and Gracie is sold out, but Gracie is intent on figuring out a way to get

Blanche and Clara Bagley Leave Their Husbands

Gracie offers the Burns' guest room to two friends who are feuding with their husbands.

Gracie Gets a Valet for George

Against her husband's wishes, Gracie hires a valet to help George with everyday tasks such as getting dressed.

Vanderlip Leaves His Parakeet with George

Gracie decides to liberate a pet parakeet that George is minding for a friend. Bea Benaderet, Larry Keating.

Blanche's Brother, Roger the Moocher, Visits

Blanche's freeloading brother comes to stay with the Mortons. Nothing is safe around him, including Harry Morton's cloth

George and the Missing Five Dollars and Missing Baby Pictures

George's apparently compulsive behavior as he appears to be searching for a lost five dollar bill leads to trouble, as G

Gracie Becomes a Portrait Artist After Museum Visit

Gracie wants to help George learn about art, so she visits a museum and gains enough knowledge to get mixed up about the

George and the 14-Karat Gold Trombone

A trombone entrusted to George causes a lot of trouble for the two Harrys.

The Romance of Harry Morton and Countess Braganni

When Countess Braganni moves in next door, Blanche becomes convinced that her husband is vying for the countess's affect

The Mistaken Marriage of Emily Vanderlip and Roger

Gracie mistakenly concludes that Blanche's devious brother Roger is going to marry Emily Vanderlip, so Roger uses the en

Gracie Adopts Great Dane Dog

Gracie tries to help Joey Bagley by concealing his dog; meanwhile, George is under the mistaken impression that Gracie's

Gracie Tries to Select George's Next Wife

Gracie is under the wrong impression that she is ill and will soon die, so she auditions potential future wives for Geor

Gracie Gets a Ticket 'Fixed' by the Judge

Gracie's parking ticket leads to trouble with the law for George, Von Zell, and the Mortons.

Gracie Hires a Safecracker for Her Wall Safe

Gracie tries to surprise George by having a wall safe installed, but she promptly locks the combination inside along wit

Gracie Consults Dr. Kirby's Problem Clinic

After a friend confides that her presumed-dead first husband is still alive, Gracie visits a TV therapist to try to find

Gracie Wants the House Painted

Gracie would like to have the house painted coral, but George wants it to stay white. Once again, Von Zell and the Mort

Gracie Plays Talent Scout for Imitator

An impressionist impersonates the grocery delivery boy and wows Gracie and her friends, but when George contacts the rea

Gracie & George Try for a Day at the Beach

George has an important business meeting at the beach, but Gracie thinks it's a pleasure trip and invites their friends

The Uranium Caper

An unsuccessful uranium prospecting expedition by the two Harrys sets the stage for a showdown between them and George o

Blanche and Brother Roger Move in with the Burnses

When Blanche's brother shows up unexpectedly, it causes such a rift between Blanche and Harry that she decides to leave

Gracie Believes George Has a Criminal Record

Gracie becomes suspicious of George when she discovers an old picture of him in a striped suit. George doesn't help matt

Gracie Gets an Extension Visa for Jeanette Duval

Gracie gets Harry Von Zell in big trouble when she tries to help a lovely French young woman with immigration problems.

Gracie Tries to Cure Roger of Amnesia

Blanche's ne'er-do-well brother Roger suddenly develops a case of amnesia just when it looked like he would be vacating

Lucille Vanderlip Gives a Barbeque Party

Lucille Vanderlip is planning a barbeque party, but George is convinced that Gracie is really throwing a party at home.

The Burnses and Mortons Going to Hawaii

Harry Morton and George thwart their wives' plans for a Hawaiian vacation until Blanche's brother unexpectedly arrives -

The Burnses And Mortons Go To New York

George, Gracie, the Mortons, and Harry Von Zell are travelling by train to New York City to take up residence in the St.

Ronnie Arrives

Ronnie Meets Sabrina

Changing Names

Harry Morton's Cocktail Party

The Musical Version

George is excited as plans for his book to be made into a Broadway musical materialize. This episode contains some nice

Ronnie Moves To The Village

Ronnie wants to move in with his friend Jim and his artist father, who live in Greenwich Village. Gracie tries to keep

Gracie Helps Lola

Lola the waitress is having trouble getting her cab driver boyfriend to propose marriage. Ronnie's drama teacher is com

Anniversary Party

George Becomes a Dictator

Everyone gets involved in Ronnie's acting dilemma: he must choose between a comedic and a dramatic role.

Ronnie's Elopement

Marie, the hotel's new cigarette girl, attracts the attention of all the men in the building. When she gives Gracie a va

Company For Christmas

Christmas is coming, and Blanche and Harry have differing ideas as to which family members they want to invite to join t

Gracie Pawns Her Ring

Ronnie's friend, Jim Boardman, has written a bad play and the boys petition George to finance it. Gracie decides to hel

Appearances Are Deceiving

Gracie has a problem to handle when an overly protective father finds his daughter embracing Ronnie.

Let's Dance

Ronnie's drama school is having a dance, and Gracie wants to help out. Von Zell tells Gracie that any man in the hotel

George Goes Skiing

Ronnie Gets An Agent

Ethically-challenged agent Jack Devlin attempts to lure Ronnie into signing with him, with the hope of landing jobs for

Politeness Never Pays

Alice Gets Married

George Needs Glasses

Gracie mistakenly believes that George's vision is failing. When he is reluctant to have eyeglasses prescribed for him,

The Indian Potentate

Gracie dons the garb of an Eastern princess in an endeavor to meet an Indian Maharaja.

The Ladies Club

Cyrano De Bergerac

Ronnie is practicing the role of Cyrano, but has trouble coming to grips with a lack of self esteem resulting from compa

The Stolen Plants

The English Playwright

A famous playwright happens to be staying at the St. Moritz Hotel. Ronnie would love to get a part in his current produ

A Weekend On Long Island

The Newlyweds

Night of Vaudeville

Burlesk

George is in trouble for supposedly influencing Jim Boardman to get a job in a burlesque show.

The Right People

Mrs. Sohmers shows her snobbishness as she objects to a possible marriage between Ronnie and her daughter, Pat. Meanwhi

The Magic Act

Ronnie has been offered a contract for a part in a movie. Gracie mistakenly believes that the offer is for George. She

The Paris Creation

Gracie needs a slight alteration to a designer dress she bought. George insists that she take it to the designer to hav

Back From Paris

Behind George's back, Gracie concocts plans to bring twenty four of designer Broussard's dresses from Paris to sell in N

The Twenty-Four Dresses

Gracie needs financing for the dress shop she intends to open. George wants the dresses sent back to Paris. Gracie cou

Ronnie Is Lovesick

Gracie thinks that Ronnie is planning to join the French Foreign Legion because his French girlfriend left him.

The Night Out

George gets locked in a steam room overnight. Harry Von Zell has borrowed George's overcoat to wear on a date with a yo

Questions And Answers

In order to become a member of the Ladies of Oyster Bay, Gracie must be quizzed on her knowledge of literature by a comm

The Triple Surprise Party

George gives a surprise party for Harry Morton but pretends it's for Ronnie. Larry Keating, Bea Benaderet, Ronnie Burns.

Mrs. Sohmers Needs a Psychiatrist

Dabbs Greer plays a psychologist who is helping Mrs. Sohmers cope with anxiety created by her association with Gracie.

The Switchboard Operators

In an effort to keep Harry Morton from accepting a new position which would involve extensive travel, Gracie and Blanche

Return To California

The Shakespearean Paper

Ronnie has an assignment to write a paper on his favorite Shakespearean play. Unfortunately, Harry Von Zell inspires Gr

The Woman In The Car

Gracie borrows Blanche's car---and gossip links Gracie with Blanche's husband Harry. Larry Keating, Bea Benaderet, Graci

The Interview

Two separate plots in this episode: George is interviewed by a bewildered TV Guide writer and Mrs. Sohmers, on a visit

The Initiation

Mrs. Sohmers is staying with the Mortons while she looks for a house to buy in Pasadena. She specifically wants to avoi

Ronnie's Bashful

Von Zell is dating a 28 year old woman, which evokes much analysis and criticism from George and Gracie. And when Ronn

The Big Stamp Robbery

Eager to find a stamp to mail a letter, Gracie ransacks Harry Morton's priceless collection.

George's Gray Suit

Gracie ships George's new gray suit to Roger, but when George gets wind of it, he intercepts the package. Meanwhile, Gra

Von Zell's Raises

Von Zell is happy to remain a bachelor, but rumors of an impending marriage prompt George to give him raises at just the

The Refrigerator Salesman

Ronnie has a temporary job selling electric razors in the Wilshire Department Store for the Christmas season. Through G

The Girl Behind The Perfume Counter

Gracie mistakenly believes that Ronnie is dating an older woman, and constructs one of her off-beat strategies to amend

Ronnie Quits College Because His Father Goes Broke

Gracie thinks she can prevent Ronnie from quitting college by demonstrating to him that George has suffered financially

Christmas In Jail

In flashback mode, George tells the story of how he became incarcerated on Christmas Eve. The issue of Christmas gifts

The Costume Party

Von Zell, Harry Morton, and George throw a party to interest banker Mr. Vanderlip in an investment. Blanche's brother R

Gracie And The Bullfighter

George and Gracie decide to show an interest in Ronnie's hobbies---until he takes up bullfighting. Ronnie Burns, Harry V

The Ugly Duckling

Gracie turns a wallflower coed into a beauty and gets her a date with Ronnie. But he has other plans. George Burns, Grac

The Aptitude Test

Gracie gets George to take an aptitude test "to help him find himself." Ronnie Burns, Harry Von Zell, Bea Benaderet, Lar

Going To Palm Springs

The Matrimonial Bureau

Gracie gets a crazy idea that she must find a wife for Ronnie before he reaches the age of twenty one. When she enlists

The Fortune Teller

Gracie takes a fortune teller at her word when informed George is due for a financial windfall.

Fighting For Happiness

Gracie tries to argue with George---so they can enjoy a happy reconciliation. George Burns, Gracie Allen, Harry Von Zell

The Termites

Gracie wants to have the bedroom redecorated without George's knowledge, but runs into some difficulty getting George ou

The $15,000 Error

Fearful of a huge redecorating bill, Gracie decides to mortgage the house. Gracie Allen, Larry Keating, Bea Benaderet.

The Ring

In this episode, we meet Mr. Jansen the plumber, who comes to retrieve Gracie's lost engagement ring. But the ring is n

The Plumber's Friend

Gracie plays hostess to plumber Mr. Jansen's four daughters, Jean, Joan, June and Joy, while he travels to San Diego to

Going To Houston

Gracie meets Brian McAfee in this episode, and attempts to convince his father that Brian should stay in college.

The Stray Dog

Ronnie Gets a Movie Role

The Plumber's Union

Gracie tries to help Mr. Jansen find a wife by placing a personal ad. She misrepresents his age by about fifteen years,

Harry's Homecoming

Gracie and Blanche feel that their husbands are not romantic enough. Harry comes home a day early from his business tri

The Publicity Romance

The movie company for which Ronnie is working has created rumors of a romance between him and an Italian actress for pub

The Texan Lady Macbeth

Bonnie Sue McAfee, Brian's sister, has arrived in Hollywood with the intention of becoming a motion picture actress. Af

Ronnie's Boat

Gracie tries to convince George to help Ronnie buy a boat. George Burns, Gracie Allen, Ronnie Burns.

A Trip To Tahiti

Ronnie and Ralph are planning to sail to Tahiti in Ronnie's boat. George's authorization of the questionable trip becom

The Home Graduation

It looks like Brian McAfee once again is not going to graduate, and this may be his last chance. Gracie gets an idea fo

Blanche's Mother Arrives

Blanche's mother comes to visit, amid some turbulence in the Morton household due to Harry's cancelled business trip. G

The Wading Pool At Acapulco

Ronnie and Ralph have a potential job as lifeguards at an Acapulco hotel. Gracie wants George to go to Acapulco also, b

The Marital Mix-Up

A Pain In The Back

George feigns a bad back in order to avoid going fishing with Harry Morton, despite Gracie and Blanche's plan to get the

Ronnie's Twenty-One

The General

Gracie agrees to help a newlywed couple keep their marriage a secret from the boy's father.

Too Much Pot Roast

Ronnie has trouble concentrating on his college studies due to his obsession with his female classmates. Gracie provide

The Texan Italian

Gracie attempts to make over Bonnie Sue McAfee into an Italian actress in an effort to advance her movie career.

An English Tea

Gracie tries to impress the mother of Ronnie's English girlfriend by renting copies of old masters paintings to decorate

September And May

The Star Maker

Gracie tries to help a backward Texan pass his college tests.

The African Hunter

One Little Fight

With Or Without Glasses

Three weeks ago, Gracie persuaded Alfred Kramer to stop wearing his glasses. Now, she must do the reverse, so that Alfr

A Box Of Cigars

Ralph's girlfriend, Imogene, is a candidate for homecoming queen, and he and Ronnie are campaigning for her. Gracie sug

Misery Loves Company

Ralph's girlfriend, Imogene, has deserted him and he is down in the dumps. Gracie feels compelled to help make him feel

A Hole In The Carpet

Gracie trips and falls in the Wilshire Dept. Store and gets into some convoluted negotiations with the store's insurance

How To Wrap A Mink

Ronnie is working at the Wilshire Dept. Store as a wrapper, Harry Morton and George are planning cheap gifts for their w

Invitation To The Party

A mis-delivered party invitation creates a sensitive situation as Gracie attempts to mitigate the problem and enhance Bl

The Stolen Car

Ronnie is attempting to become a reporter on the college paper, but needs to come up with a sensational story. Brian Mc

Ronnie Finds a Friend An Apartment

George and Gracie come to an erroneous conclusion when Ronnie helps a school buddy find an apartment

McAfee And The Manicurist

Mr. McAfee has become infatuated with a manicurist. Bonnie Sue, believing the woman is only after her father for his mon

Too Many Fathers

Jerry Gilbert has given his girlfriend, Sandy, the impression that the Burns' house belongs to his parents, and Gracie d

The Accident

Harry Morton's safety record is in jeopardy as he collides with another car while driving with Gracie as a passenger. C

The Japanese Texan

Gracie is approached by Ronnie and Bonnie Sue for help in getting Bonnie Sue the role of a Japanese girl in an upcoming

Hypnotizing Gracie

Despite inner misgivings, George Burns allows Gracie to meet a hypnotist and his worst fears are realized when Gracie em

Gracie Is Brilliant

Gracie's still a brain trust tonight, and she's about to make a killing on a quiz show. Talking with neighbor Harry Mort

Ronnie's Fan Club

The story revolves around ten year old Edie Westrope, who is the president and only member of her own Ronnie Burns fan c

Frozen Passion

George discusses the production of a movie with producer Jack Bradley. Gracie attempts to cast family and friends in th

High Blood Pressure

A very frustrating episode for George: first, he has a lot of trouble getting out of the house to play golf, and then G

Softening The Professor

A spring show tonight as Harry von Zell falls in love, neighbor Blanche Norton buys an expensive outfit, and son Ronnie

The Publicity Marriage

Ronnie has a young girl pestering him, and when Gracie tries to stop her by saying Ronnie is married, the news hits the

Blanche Gets a Jury Notice

Harry Morton is happy to learn that wife Blanche has been summoned for a month's jury duty. When he calls the judge to b

Gracie And The Jury

Gracie creates mayhem as a juror on a counterfeiting case. She confounds the judge and her fellow jurors with her usual

Ronnie Makes A Record

George convinces a recording executive that son Ronnie should make a record. But Gracie thinks George is the one who wan

Ronnie's Royalty Check

Gracie worries that Ronnie will spend his money foolishly when he receives the first royalty check for his new recording

A Visit From Charles Vidor

Movie director Charles Vidor pays a visit to George. He is looking for a master of ceremonies for the annual dinner of t

Ronnie Goes Into The Army

It looks as if Ronnie is going to be drafted, so Gracie decides to prepare her son for the discipline of Army life. She

Locked Out

In an attempt to help her family, Gracie upsets George's dealin gs with a television executive, and almost breaks up Ron

The Week In New York

Gracie makes plans to go to New York with her friend Blanche, but she doesn't tell George about the proposed trip until

The June Wedding

When Ronnie mixes up the hotel reservations for his newly married friends Frank and Linda, George and Gracie feel it's t

Summer School

Ronnie is making plans to have a Ronnie Burns Entertainment Troupe at Big Bear Lake during his summer vacation. But when

The Grammar School Dance

Ronnie's romance with a current flame runs into a snag when he is coerced into escorting a young girl to a grammar schoo

The Exchange Student

A visit from a foreign-exchange student throws the Burns household into turmoil. Ronnie fears his girl friend Bonnie Sue