Seasons & Episodes
Just Say Yes
When Matty makes Ted go to school with John, Ted immediately decides to get expelled.
My Two Dads
Ted and John's plan to exact revenge on the school bully inadvertently puts them in a parental role. Matty agrees to get
Ejectile Dysfunction
Ted and John go to extraordinary lengths so that John can watch his first adult film. Matty and Susan's disappointing ni
Subways, Bicycles and Automobiles
Ted's plan to spend Halloween with John is thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver for the night. Su
Desperately Seeking Susan
Blaire convinces Matty and Susan to let Ted act as their marriage therapist. After the session, Ted, John and Blaire enc
Loud Night
Matty's unorthodox Christmas wish is granted, completely upending the Bennett family dynamic. A trip to church gets John
He's Gotta Have It
As the end of the school year approaches, Ted plots to help John lose his virginity after John learns he is the last vir
Talk Dirty to Me
John and Ted use the school's phone to call a phone-sex hotline, leading to an investigation.
Mrs. Robicheck
Ted starts a risky love affair with a married woman; Matty deals with erectile dysfunction.
Dungeons & Dealers
John, Ted and Blaire must complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign to score weed.
The Mom's Bombed Rom-Com
Blaire's rom-com movie marathon annoys Matty; Ted and John double date with their elderly neighbor.
The Sword in the Stoned
John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.
Roe v. Weed
Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, leading to mixed reactions from the family.
Susan Is the New Black
Susan takes the fall for John and Ted when a police officer finds their weed during a traffic stop.
Fraudcast News
John and Ted create a fake newspaper to keep Matty from learning about the O.J. Simpson verdict.