Seasons & Episodes
San Diego
Gus & Geoff encountering some rude passengers on their flight to San Diego.
Statue
Burnie and his fight to get a statue of him erected in Burnie, Tasmania.
Lightning
Geoff and his experience with lightning and a surly tow truck driver.
Headlight Fluid
Gavin and his work with a professional stunt driver who had an accident.
Expert Parent
Geoff and his advice on how to raise a child.
Omnibus #1
Watch as Burnie trolls frightened airplane passengers, Gavin experiences America in its purest form, a misplaced phone u
Omnibus #2
Watch as young Geoff gets an adult in trouble, the podcast crew meets "the man", and young Burnie thinks he may have set
New Orleans (1)
The first part of the story of Geoff and Griffon in New Orleans.
New Orleans (2)
The conclusion of Geoff and Griffon's eventful trip to New Orleans.
Omnibus #3
Gus shows the "situation" to some people at PAX East, Burnie learns what "cribbing" is.
Double Derps
A story about two idiots and their questions about stromboli and soda machines.
Shakedowns & Breakdowns
Millie's learning how to use the threat of violence to get what she wants. Additionally, Gus and Geoff revisit their dis
Party of the Dead
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #13 shows the Rooster Teeth crew recreating a gaming industry party and tells the stor
Joel Hates Snakes
Gus Anesthesia
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #15 shows Gus' true colors once he is under the effects of mind altering drugs.
Kara's Exciting Day
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #16 tells of the things Kara enjoys most about her job at Rooster Teeth. As a bonus in
Fun With Earthquakes
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #17 shares the RT Crew's thoughts about earthquakes including Matt's first earthquake
Gus vs Machete Man
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #18 is Gus' story about nearly getting hacked to death by a crazed machete wielding ma
Burnie Fights Animals
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #19 is Burnie explaining why he isn't afraid of any animal and claims he can fight any
Shamu Plane and Naked Joel
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #20 tells the story about Jack's excitement to ride the Shamu plane and Joel's confusi
Burnie and Joel's Bathroom Encounter
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #21 is Joel's story about Burnie invading his privacy in a hotel room shower. A steamy
Burnie Burns Horse Puncher
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #22 is the story of Burnie and his epic horse punching fight against a hungry horse.
Brandon and the Electric Fence
Cookies & Hobos
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #24 tells how Girls Scouts use their guilt powers to force you to buy cookies. It also
Michael Meets a Drug Dealer
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #25 tells how Michael met a drug dealer in New York City with an offer that was diffic
Award for Drink Ordering
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #26 is Burnie talking about presenting an award at the Inside Gaming Awards and Gus de
Robot Future Toys
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #27 contains a spirited discussion about the proper pronunciation of the name of the p
Dishwashers and Bad Fliers
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #28 covers Burnie's quest to purchase a dishwasher for the office and the last will an
Joel Meets a Panther
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #29 is Joel's experience meeting a panther while at work.
Left 4 Trek
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #30 is an explanation of Japanese story telling (according to Burnie), every great Sta
Disease Movie Theatre
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #31 describes the ultimate disease apocalypse movie and then describes the exact theat
Weird Dreams & Shitty Jobs
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #32 is a Gus extravaganza!! Watch as Gus stresses out about producing the podcast, Bra
Joel Goes Skydiving
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #33 explains what happened to Joel when he decided to go skydiving once.
The Five Signs of Death
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #34 helps you figure out how to determine if someone is truly dead or not. Matt tells
An Internet Conversation
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #35 is a re-enactment of a typical conversation with a chat bot trying to talk to a re
Joel vs Technology
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #36 is a play by play breakdown of how Joel handles a technology crisis in the office.
Health Kick to the Balls
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #37 gives advice on how to change people's perspectives about you, lets you know what
Impressions & Fishing
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #38 shows Joel's amazing impression of Gus and the peculiarities of Gus' accent on the
Google Mind Tricks
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #39 explores what the world would be like if we all lived by Google law, explains Mont
RTX-travaganza
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #40 gives a rundown of what RTX 2011 was like and what you can possibly expect in 2012
Mass Defect
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #41 is a spirited (and spoiler free) discussion about Mass Effect 3 and the level of r
The Dolphin Experiment
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #42 shows Gus' retelling of a crazy experiment from the 1960s involving a dolphin, a f
Resident A.I.
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #43 explains why Ashley is awesome in Resident Evil 4 and it also gives some tips on h
Brandon & Chris Move Furniture
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #44 is a recount of how Brandon and Chris should never consider a job in the furniture
Dance Floor Fight
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #45 lets you know how to throw down Jersey Style in case your girlfriend is ever confr
Signs & Shotguns
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #46 shows the combined detective prowess of Geoff and Gus as they attempt to solve the
Chris Stories
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #47 is an effective simulation showing you what it would be like to work next to Chris
Drunk Burnie
A tale of two Burnies. One sober, one drunk. Two men enter the ring, only one leaves.
Ice Cream Comic Con
A collection of stories from New York Comic Con all revolving around ice cream. Watch as people mistake Barbara for Kara
Attack of the Burnies
The grim reality of a world over run by Burnie's alternate personalities. Be afraid.
That's Sway-cist
A story about Sway's experience visiting the old RT apartment office.
Burnie and the Cup
Anarchist Cooking with Burnie
A reminder of how stupid kids can be as well as the dangers of following instructions given to you on the internet.
Hotdog Planes & "Pranks"
Jack explains the most efficient way to control an RC plane with an iPhone and a hot dog as well as Burnie revealing a n
Co-Pilot Calamity
Geoff and Gus shows you how they would handle a disaster in the air if they were pilots.
My Blue Eyes!
A dramatic recreation of a true nerd's worst nightmare....
Lost Phone Karma
What happens to Burnie when he loses his cell phone in a cab as well as the instant karma Gavin gets for giving Burnie g
Gus' Bathroom Encounter
Gus telling the story of being accosted by someone in a public bathroom.
Gavin's Drunken Shenanigans
Burnie tells the story of what it is like trying to take care of a rowdy drunken Brit while on a business trip.
Bad Luck Burnie
Burnie's failed attempt at chivalry on an airplane. Watch as he makes a fool of himself trying to help what he believes
OmniGus
Gus discusses having to get embarrassing medicines from a pharmacist, programs a robot for fun and takes a leg from a on
Gavin's Dong Gong
Burnie finally crosses the line and upsets Gavin by kicking him in the butt at a urinal. Lets just say the result is Gav
Drunk in the City
The story of Geoff and Gus being assholes laughing at someone who is too drunk to take care of themselves while Burnie a
Michael Gets Locked Out
Lindsay accidentally locks Michael out of his apartment. Watch Michael use all of his powers to try and get back into hi
Burnie Tales
A collection of embarrassing stories told by Burnie.
Gavin's Has Brain Problems
Stories of Gavin destroying his own brain. In part one of our adventure, Gavin forgets how to read and write, while in p
When Kites Attack
A near fatal accident where Burnie's son almost inadvertently kills a man with a kite. I swear officer, it was an accide
Bets & Flirts
Gavin's love of making dumb bets, and Gavin's secret man crush at the Rooster Teeth office.
Burnie's Sleeper Power
Matt's explaining the full power of Burnie's ability to fall asleep anywhere in an instant.
More NYCC Stories
A continuation of stories from New York Comic Con.
Raw Meat Lumps
Doctor Free Pants Gavin
How great would Gavin be if he were a doctor (not very), and it also shows the ugly consequences of a Peggle celebration
Gus Doesn't Wanna Go To Vegas
A classic tale of conflict between Burnie and Gus. Burnie wants to go to Vegas, but Gus does not. Who will win? Nobody,
Grapes, Calls & Storage
Find out what people's overall opinion is about grapes (positive), Burnie takes a phone call in a weird fashion, and fin
Ray's Photo Bomb
Ray is faced with an awkward photo op. Can he truly blend into any situation.
Burnie's Drunk Touchdown
Burnie's recalling of the time he scored a touchdown at a college football game...despite the fact he wasn't on the team
Miles' Strip Club Predicament
Miles' first experience ever in a strip club.
Nice Carrot Sweat
Listen as Burnie rants about dropping vegetables and the five second rule. Gus demonstrates his shitty super power! Fina
Miles' Daring Party Escape
Miles' panicked attempt to escape a party when the cops show up.
For Whom the Bell Trolls
Marshall's secret doorbell.
Geoff's Vespa Crash
The embarrassing story of how Geoff crashed a Vespa, then got insult added to injury.
Donuts for Cake
Miles' miserable evening takes a turn for the better when his drunk friend steals a birthday cake.
Plane Stories
RTAA #83 is a trilogy of plane-themed stories told by Geoff. Watch as Matt has trouble going through security, while Gus
Gus on Mars
Gus is taking a one-way trip to Mars just to spite Gavin, and what his life would be like on the Red Planet.
Headphones & Peeing
RTAA #85 is the start of a futile saga wherein Gus tries to get Gavin to wear his headphones the right way, then Burnie
Homeless Depot
In RTAA #86 we find Geoff having an awkward encounter with a person he assumed worked at Home Depot, Gus' anger over Gav
Gus' Rooftop Rat
RTAA #87 is about how a mysterious "crunking" noise coming from the wall baits Gus into an encounter with a rat living i
Big Noses & Little Sisters
RTAA #88 reveals the origins of Gavin's giant nose and the problems having a schnoz like his can cause when falling. The
Gus Hates Interns
In RTAA #89, Gus has awkward encounters with Lindsay and Miles back when they were lowly interns and undeserving of his
Lucid Bear Dreams
We've got some Gavin-themed stories for you in RTAA #90! After realizing he's in a lucid dream, Gav gets a little carrie
Dan vs. Food
RTAA #91 has Burnie and Gav retelling the tale of Dan 'the Man" Gruchy's difficulties understanding how menus work and t
More Plane Stories
RTAA #92 takes off with two more plane stories, featuring an overly dramatic woman who won't settled for a gluten-full m
Drunk Burnie Returns
Drunk Burnie returns in RTAA #93! This time, Burnie is at a PAX East party and has too much to drink, then proceeds to m
Lost Not Found
RTAA #94 is all about losing shit. Burnie tells the story of Geoff allegedly losing a check two seconds after he handed
Stinky Fools
RTAA #95 has Burnie demonstrating the perfect way to diffuse the termination of an employee as he fires Gavin on April F
Brandon Explains Magnets
In RTAA #95, Brandon explains to Gus how magnets work after a discussion about the iPhone's compass, and Gus plays along
Mean Squirrels & Blind People
In RTAA #97, Gus talks about a mean squirrel in his yard who used to bully him whenever he'd walk outside, and Miles dit
Barbara Pun-kelman
RTAA #98 is a pun-tacular pun-travaganza! Featuring some of Barbara's most groan-inducing puns from throughout the years
Famous Asteroid
In RTAA #99, Gus regales the crew with a tale from when he was dating Esther and she didn't believe him to be a real int
The Podcast King
In the 100th RTAA, King Gus quests to find his misplaced crown before the podcast peons revolt.
Gav's Creeper Parents
Like the animated adventure? Check out all of the Rooster Teeth Podcast here: http://bit.ly/slOoBo RTAA #101 is about Ga
Gus' Squirrelly Situation
The mean squirrel tormenting Gus' life returns in RTAA #102. This time, the squirrel acquires a special taste of Gus' nu
More Burnie Tales
RTAA #103 is full of more stories from Burnie, including the time Jason pulled a prank on him in the middle of a filmmak
Geoff vs. Porch
Geoff recalls fights from his past, specifically the time he tried to fight a man named Porch. That's right, his name wa
El Pizza Bandido
RTAA #105 is all about Ray's pizza treachery. Both he and Gavin order a pizza while watching a movie and when Ray mistak
Drunk Detective Miles
RTAA #106 is one of the stories from the gang's trip to Las Vegas.
The Original LOLcats
Burnie ponders how future cultures will look back on contemporary society, leading him to wonder if ancient Egyptians re
Gavin's Secret Admirer
Gavin tells a story of when the chef from a cooking show he was filming fell in love with him and he failed to pick up o
Burnie Fights the Sun
Burnie tells a couple of stories, ranging from his highs and lows in fights, to another trick his cruel brother played o
New Phone, Bad Store
RTAA Omnibus action! Burnie doesn't know what to do without his phone, Gus yells at Burnie because he doesn't know how t
Kyle Becomes Wolverine
Miles tells the story of when Kyle got drunk on his 21st birthday, spat on the floor, and thought he was Wolverine.
Body Switching & Buckets
Gavin and Geoff talk about what it would be like if they swapped bodies with celebrity couples, and Gav asks what the wo
Barbara Pun-kelman, Jr.
Barbara is back and punnier than ever in this Animated Adventure. Watch as she delivers even more groan-enducing puns to
Award for Drink Ordering
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #26 is Burnie talking about presenting an award at the Inside Gaming Awards and Gus de
Robot Future Toys
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #27 contains a spirited discussion about the proper pronunciation of the name of the p
Dishwashers and Bad Fliers
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #28 covers Burnie's quest to purchase a dishwasher for the office and the last will an
Joel Meets a Panther
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #29 is Joel's experience meeting a panther while at work. Handy panther tips abound!
Left 4 Trek
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #30 is an explanation of Japanese story telling (according to Burnie), every great Sta
Disease Movie Theatre
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #31 describes the ultimate disease apocalypse movie and then describes the exact theat
Weird Dreams & Shitty Jobs
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #32 is a Gus extravaganza!! Watch as Gus stresses out about producing the podcast, Bra
Joel Goes Skydiving
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #33 explains what happened to Joel when he decided to go skydiving once.
The Five Signs of Death
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #34 helps you figure out how to determine if someone is truly dead or not. Matt tells
An Internet Conversation
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #35 is a re-enactment of a typical conversation with a chat bot trying to talk to a re
Joel vs Technology
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #36 is a play by play breakdown of how Joel handles a technology crisis in the office.
Health Kick to the Balls
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #37 gives advice on how to change people's perspectives about you, lets you know what
Impressions & Fishing
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #38 shows Joel's amazing impression of Gus and the peculiarities of Gus' accent on the
Google Mind Tricks
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #39 explores what the world would be like if we all lived by Google law, explains Mont
RTX-travaganza
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #40 gives a rundown of what RTX 2011 was like and what you can possibly expect in 2012
Mass Defect
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #41 is a spirited (and spoiler free) discussion about Mass Effect 3 and the level of r
The Dolphin Experiment
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #42 shows Gus' retelling of a crazy experiment from the 1960s involving a dolphin, a f
Resident A.I.
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #43 explains why Ashley is awesome in Resident Evil 4 and it also gives some tips on h
Brandon & Chris Move Furniture
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #44 is a recount of how Brandon and Chris should never consider a job in the furniture
Dance Floor Fight
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #45 lets you know how to throw down Jersey Style in case your girlfriend is ever confr
Signs & Shotguns
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #46 shows the combined detective prowess of Geoff and Gus as they attempt to solve the
Chris Stories
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #47 is an effective simulation showing you what it would be like to work next to Chris
Drunk Burnie
A tale of two Burnies. One sober, one drunk. Two men enter the ring, only one leaves.
Ice Cream Comic Con
A collection of stories from New York Comic Con all revolving around ice cream. Watch as people mistake Barbara for Kara
Attack of the Burnies
The grim reality of a world over run by Burnie's alternate personalities. Be afraid.
That's Sway-cist
A story about Sway's experience visiting the old RT apartment office.
Burnie and the Cup
A tale of a care free spring break at the beach gone horribly wrong, with life altering mental trauma!
Anarchist Cooking with Burnie
A reminder of how stupid kids can be as well as the dangers of following instructions given to you on the internet.
Hotdog Planes & "Pranks"
Jack explains the most efficient way to control an RC plane with an iPhone and a hot dog as well as Burnie revealing a n
Co-Pilot Calamity
Geoff and Gus shows you how they would handle a disaster in the air if they were pilots.
My Blue Eyes!
A dramatic recreation of a true nerd's worst nightmare....damage to rare collectible cards!
Lost Phone Karma
What happens to Burnie when he loses his cell phone in a cab as well as the instant karma Gavin gets for giving Burnie g
Gus' Bathroom Encounter
Gus telling the story of being accosted by someone in a public bathroom.
Gavin's Drunken Shenanigans
Burnie tells the story of what it is like trying to take care of a rowdy drunken Brit while on a business trip.
Bad Luck Burnie
Burnie's failed attempt at chivalry on an airplane. Watch as he makes a fool of himself trying to help what he believes
OmniGus
Gus discusses having to get embarrassing medicines from a pharmacist, programs a robot for fun and takes a leg from a on
Gavin's Dong Gong
Burnie finally crosses the line and upsets Gavin by kicking him in the butt at a urinal. Lets just say the result is Gav
Drunk in the City
The story of Geoff and Gus being assholes laughing at someone who is too drunk to take care of themselves while Burnie a
Michael Gets Locked Out
Lindsay accidentally locks Michael out of his apartment. Watch Michael use all of his powers to try and get back into hi
Burnie Tales
A collection of embarrassing stories told by Burnie. Find out how Burnie thought TV worked when he was a kid, his thoug
Gavin's Has Brain Problems
Stories of Gavin destroying his own brain. In part one of our adventure, Gavin forgets how to read and write, while in
When Kites Attack
A near fatal accident where Burnie's son almost inadvertently kills a man with a kite. I swear officer, it was an accide
Bets & Flirts
Gavin's love of making dumb bets, and Gavin's secret man crush at the Rooster Teeth office. Gossip time!!
Burnie's Sleeper Power
Matt's explaining the full power of Burnie's ability to fall asleep anywhere in an instant.
More NYCC Stories
A continuation of stories from New York Comic Con. Find out what things Drunk Gus does that Sober Gus would never do! Al
Raw Meat Lumps
Burnie and Geoff handle being fed raw meat in Europe, plus tips on how to deal with Saints Row multiplayer games!
Doctor Free Pants Gavin
How great would Gavin be if he were a doctor (not very), and it also shows the ugly consequences of a Peggle celebration
Gus Doesn't Wanna Go To Vegas
A classic tale of conflict between Burnie and Gus. Burnie wants to go to Vegas, but Gus does not. Who will win? Nobody,
Grapes, Calls & Storage
Find out what people's overall opinion is about grapes (positive), Burnie takes a phone call in a weird fashion, and fin
Ray's Photo Bomb
Ray is faced with an awkward photo op. Can he truly blend into any situation.
Burnie's Drunk Touchdown
Burnie's recalling of the time he scored a touchdown at a college football game...despite the fact he wasn't on the team
Miles' Strip Club Predicament
Miles' first experience ever in a strip club.
Nice Carrot Sweat
Listen as Burnie rants about dropping vegetables and the five second rule. Gus demonstrates his shitty super power! Fina
Miles' Daring Party Escape
Miles' panicked attempt to escape a party when the cops show up.
For Whom the Bell Trolls
Marshall's secret doorbell.
Geoff's Vespa Crash
The embarrassing story of how Geoff crashed a Vespa, then got insult added to injury.
Donuts for Cake
Miles' miserable evening takes a turn for the better when his drunk friend steals a birthday cake.
Plane Stories
RTAA #83 is a trilogy of plane-themed stories told by Geoff. Watch as Matt has trouble going through security, while Gus
Gus on Mars
Gus is taking a one-way trip to Mars just to spite Gavin, and what his life would be like on the Red Planet.
Headphones & Peeing
RTAA #85 is the start of a futile saga wherein Gus tries to get Gavin to wear his headphones the right way, then Burnie
Homeless Depot
In RTAA #86 we find Geoff having an awkward encounter with a person he assumed worked at Home Depot, Gus' anger over Gav
Gus' Rooftop Rat
RTAA #87 is about how a mysterious "crunking" noise coming from the wall baits Gus into an encounter with a rat living i
Big Noses & Little Sisters
RTAA #88 reveals the origins of Gavin's giant nose and the problems having a schnoz like his can cause when falling. The
Gus Hates Interns
In RTAA #89, Gus has awkward encounters with Lindsay and Miles back when they were lowly interns and undeserving of his
Lucid Bear Dreams
We've got some Gavin-themed stories for you in RTAA #90! After realizing he's in a lucid dream, Gav gets a little carrie
Dan vs. Food
RTAA #91 has Burnie and Gav retelling the tale of Dan 'the Man" Gruchy's difficulties understanding how menus work and t
More Plane Stories
RTAA #92 takes off with two more plane stories, featuring an overly dramatic woman who won't settled for a gluten-full m
Drunk Burnie Returns
Drunk Burnie returns in RTAA #93! This time, Burnie is at a PAX East party and has too much to drink, then proceeds to m
Lost Not Found
RTAA #94 is all about losing shit. Burnie tells the story of Geoff allegedly losing a check two seconds after he handed
Stinky Fools
RTAA #95 has Burnie demonstrating the perfect way to diffuse the termination of an employee as he fires Gavin on April F
Brandon Explains Magnets
In RTAA #95, Brandon explains to Gus how magnets work after a discussion about the iPhone's compass, and Gus plays along
Mean Squirrels & Blind People
In RTAA #97, Gus talks about a mean squirrel in his yard who used to bully him whenever he'd walk outside, and Miles dit
Barbara Pun-kelman
RTAA #98 is a pun-tacular pun-travaganza! Featuring some of Barbara's most groan-inducing puns from throughout the years
Famous Asteroid
In RTAA #99, Gus regales the crew with a tale from when he was dating Esther and she didn't believe him to be a real int
The Podcast King
In the 100th RTAA, King Gus quests to find his misplaced crown before the podcast peons revolt.
Gav's Creeper Parents
RTAA #101 is about Gav's Minecraft encounter with a couple of chummy creepers, whom he suspects may be his parents. Aud
Gus' Squirrelly Situation
The mean squirrel tormenting Gus' life returns in RTAA #102. This time, the squirrel acquires a special taste of Gus' nu
More Burnie Tales
RTAA #103 is full of more stories from Burnie, including the time Jason pulled a prank on him in the middle of a filmmak
Geoff vs. Porch
Geoff recalls fights from his past, specifically the time he tried to fight a man named Porch. That's right, his name wa
El Pizza Bandido
RTAA #105 is all about Ray's pizza treachery. Both he and Gavin order a pizza while watching a movie and when Ray mistak
Drunk Detective Miles
RTAA #106 is one of the stories from the gang's trip to Las Vegas. Kyle gets drunk and someone misplaces his bag full of
The Original LOLcats
Burnie ponders how future cultures will look back on contemporary society, leading him to wonder if ancient Egyptians re
Gavin's Secret Admirer
Gavin tells a story of when the chef from a cooking show he was filming fell in love with him and he failed to pick up o
Burnie Fights the Sun
Burnie tells a couple of stories, ranging from his highs and lows in fights, to another trick his cruel brother played o
New Phone, Bad Store
RTAA Omnibus action! Burnie doesn't know what to do without his phone, Gus yells at Burnie because he doesn't know how t
Kyle Becomes Wolverine
Miles tells the story of when Kyle got drunk on his 21st birthday, spat on the floor, and thought he was Wolverine. Aud
Body Switching & Buckets
Gavin and Geoff talk about what it would be like if they swapped bodies with celebrity couples, and Gav asks what the wo
Barbara Pun-kelman, Jr.
Barbara is back and punnier than ever in this Animated Adventure. Watch as she delivers even more groan-enducing puns to
Joel's Meat Diet
Joel tells the story of when he was a waiter on the hit show "Ally McBeal," and an embarrassing food situation he got hi
Borders & Butts
Burnie tries to cross the border into America, but his son makes things difficult for him, Gavin likes crepes, and Burni
Even More Plane Stories
RTAA #116 has even more plane stories from the RT guys! Gus is in the security checkpoint when they do bomb drill, Burni
Miles' Crazy Dad
Miles and his high school girlfriend on their way to a date when Miles' dad goes a little insane... Audio from the RT P
Wet Dream, Polite Robbery
In RTAA #118, Burnie has a wet dream in the worst place possible and Kerry demonstrates the power of kindness when robbi
Poopy Horse Blankets
Burnie talks about how horses are dumb enough to starve themselves, Gavin drinks coffee, and Geoff has a messy accident
Relaxed Gav & Lost Keys
Gavin is concerned he may be too relaxed, Gus and Burnie argue about clouds, and Burnie gets mad when he can't find his
Geoff's Pyro Friend
Geoff tell the story of his pyro friend who caught a field on fire and cost Geoff a puffy jacket. Audio from Let's Buil
Dan Likes Cross-Eyed Girls
Gavin talks about Dan's apparent fetish when it comes to girls. Audio from RT Podcast #239
Michael Punches Poo
While at his old job, Michael uses a client's restroom and has to be creative when he clogs the toilet.
Joel's Bottle Blooper
Joel gets into the worst fight ever after failing miserably to throw a bottle. Audio from RT Podcast #245
Chopped Stick
Gus tells the story of a man in China who, in a spell of loneliness, decided to cut off his junk, and the aftermath whic
Dogs & Disappointment
In RTAA #126, Gus wakes up when he dog inaudibly whimpers, Burnie has troubles with Siri, and Brandon is disappointed.
Gavin's Pre-Op Photo Op
In RTAA #127, while in Spain with his mates, Gavin drunkenly attempts to get a woman to take their picture, not realizin
Burnie's Crazy Dream, Part 1
Burnie talks about a crazy dream he had wherein Lindsay becomes invisible in her wedding dress and fights the Polish arm
Burnie's Crazy Dream, Part 2
Burnie's epic dream concludes with Lindsay facing off with the leader of the Polish army, but he's unlike any foe she's
Gus' Candy Cane-ine
In RTAA #130, it's Gus' turn to have a crazy dream. He discovers his neighbor is the former head coach of University of
Lazer Tag Tales
In RTAA #131, the gang plays lazer tag, and things get intense as Michael and Lindsay are pitted against one another. Ca
Gus' Gas Problem
When a mix-up with the gas company cancels his service, Gus must take matters into his own hands to set things straight.
Workspace & Cavemen
At the old office, Burnie finally gets his computer back when Gavin goes back to England, but suddenly everyone wants to
Sewers & Freezers
Burnie talks about exploring the sewers as a kid, and one time in particular when it became an Indiana Jones adventure.
Kung Shu Wedding
Gus goes to a wedding, but ends up having to take care of Drunk Esther and gets groped by one of her relatives. Burnie a
The One in the Hole
Michael goes on a stealth mission in the middle of a Let's Play to free Ryan's "pet" cow Edgar from imprisonment. Will h
Michael's Weird Neighbor
Michael gets a knock on his door from someone down the hall who needs to call the police. But as the neighbor explains h
Bad Luck Burnie Rides Again
Burnie sees a couple having an argument outside his apartments, and, once again trying to be a nice guy, tries to break
Speeding and Dreaming
Burnie tells the story of his kid finding a speeding ticket, and the ensuing shakedown he got as a result. Then, Gavin h
A Staircase of Assault
Miles pushes his little brother down the stairs, then thinks of a way to not get blamed for it. Audio from RT Podcast #
Matt Wants Fanfare
Matt is disappointed with the lack of fanfare with his lunch. Audio from RT Podcast #257
Curses, Cookies, & Atoms
Chris curses a baby, Jack eats some cookies, and Burnie smashes some atoms. Audio from RT Podcast #216
Dan Drinks, Gavin Hoodwinks
Dan orders a bunch of girly drinks at dinner, thinking they are free. Gus and Gavin re-enact an internet conversation he
The Shock Bus
Burnie talks about a shocking game he would play with locals south of the border, and why he one time spontaneously flip
Miles & The Mouse Mishmash
When it's discovered a mouse has taken residence in his apartment, Miles and his roommates try to catch it. Audio from
Burnie's Neighbor Encounter
Burnie shows Matt around his neighborhood, but Matt doesn't have nice things to say about his neighbor's house. Audio f
Hope vs. Starvation
Gavin wonders if the hope of food can stave off starving to death. Audio from RT Podcast #216
Old Geoff, New Suit
Millie worries that Geoff is getting too old, and Gus tries to buy a suit. Audio from RT Podcast #114 & 202
Gus the Social Media Hostage
Gus rents a storage unit, but the employees force him to write a review about them on Google Maps.
Behind the Blue
Burnie encounter problems on the set of Animated Adventures.
Grand Theft Cola
Brandon learns a lesson about hot cars and soda cans, and Miles and Gus try to play a game of golf in GTA Online. Audio
Burnie's Wedding Pranks
Burnie talks about some pranks he tried to pull during Michael and Lindsay's wedding. Audio from RT Pocast #271
Long Title, Weird Girl
Burnie talks about the ridiculous panel name he and Gus came up with, and Geoff talks about an old girlfriend who had st
Gavin or Google #1: Breaking Babies
This week, Burnie and the gang play "Gavin or Google," the guessing game sweeping the Internet. Burnie gives a short phr
Technical Bully Problems
Joel has another technical issue that Burnie tries to help with. Burnie talks about a kid who confronts a bully with an
Canadian Zombie Property
The guys discuss some changes in direction that could have ruined Dead Rising 2, Burnie finds a familiar looking rock, a
Godzilla vs. the Human Bugs
The guys wonder what it would be like if Godzilla were as grossed out by humans as humans are by bugs.
Geoff's Weird Dreams
Geoff tells the gang about two strange dreams he had, one involving drunk gaming, and the other leading to an accident i
Stealin' Cable with Geoff
Young Geoff almost gets caught stealing cable with his friend in Tennessee.
Stealin' Cable with Michael
Michael shares his cable theft story, which led to a profitable business on the side.
Miles Hacks the System
A simple misunderstanding turns into a security breach scare at the office.
Walk ins & Dead Bodies
A broken lock on the bathroom door leads to an awkward encounter for Gus. Joel talks about a friend who specialized in p
Brandon's George Foreman Grill
Brandon brags about his new George Foreman grill.
The Snail Assassin
In one of his strangest hypothetical scenarios ever, Gavin wonders what it would be like if you were constantly chased b
Gus the Destroyer
Gus gets drunk and destroys someone's creation.
Pilot Football Message
Gus wants to be a secret pilot, Burnie talks about Rice University's football team, and sends a heartwarming text to Gav
Chris' Doot-Doot, Blaine's Duster
Chris talks about his bathroom habits, and Blaine tries to look cool during an apocalypse. Audio from RT Podcast #287 an
Gavin or Google #2: Dog Door Bells
The gang plays Gavin or Google again, this time concerning dogs.
A Selfie With Burnie
A fan tries to take a selfie with Burnie at RTX, but is constantly interrupted.
Geoff's Flirty Drive
Geoff tells the tale of how he and his friends put some smooth moves on a couple of fellow high school girls.
Lost Bugs & Stolen Balls
Burnie wonders about what it's like for bugs to get lost, and Geoff steals a ball from Caleb.
Joel's Theatrical Sickness
In RTAA #172, Joel starts feeling deathly sick in a movie theater, and Gavin almost cares.
Lost Gavin's Way With Words
In RTAA #173, we have a compilation of some of Gavin's weird phrasing when trying to pose academic questions and stateme
Gavin Drinks Fart Coffee
Gavin leaves his cup of coffee in the Achievement Hunter office, and Geoff adds some flavor to it without him knowing.
The Pubert Situation
The Achievement Hunter gang discusses whether a fungus can get an achievement, and debate just who is Pubert Addams. Au
Oven Peeing, Shirt in the Wild
Chris tells a tale of the time he accidentally peed in an oven, and Gavin surprises a fan wearing a Rooster Teeth shirt
Barbara's Bad Text
Barbara sends a text that sends Burnie into search-and-rescue mode.
Helium Miners & Bacon Meals
The guys talk about how hard it is to get a hold of helium, and Barbara is unimpressed by a local restaurant. Audio from
Matt Meets Lois Lane
Matt talks about the first time they were at Comic Con, and how they upstaged the cast of Superman 2. Audio from RT Podc
Robot Cars Solve Everything
Chris makes his case for how self-driving cars will solve everything wrong with traffic and commuting.
Barbara Pun-kelman III
Yes, Barbara has now made enough puns to make three Animated Adventures about it. She's probably the only one happy abou
Poopy Pants Miles
Miles gets sick in London, which leads to an unfortunate incident involving his pants. You'll never guess what.
Burnie Gets Busted
Technology betrays Burnie when it rats him out after he watches some adult-themed media. Audio from RT Podcast #317.
Benjamin's Secret Bar
Gus has a dream where he follows his dog Benjamin into a bar, where he performs an act forbidden in the Sorola household
Burnie's Burger Dream
No matter where he goes or what he dreams, Burnie cannot escape the burger he ate for dinner. Audio from RT Podcast #318
Godzilla Vs. The Girls School of Mystery
Jack and Joel pitch a blockbuster movie about Godzilla solving a murder at an all girls school, but they can't seem to a
Lindsay The Poke-Bully
Lindsay tells about how she used to bully church kids to get Pokemon cards, and Matt has to battle to earn his place in
The Burglar and The Fire
Chris, Gus, and Gav talk about what they'd do if they were robbing a house that's on fire.
The Legend of Drunk Matt
Gus and Geoff remember their favorites Drunk Matt moments. Audio from RT Sponsorcast - Parties
Barbara Pun-kelman IV
Hope you like puns, because it's time for another installment of Barbara Pun-kelman! This time, Burnie gets in on the ac
The Boobs that Got Away
Gus' story about Drunk Matt lost on/at the Subway brings up a painful memory of loss from Geoff's past. Audio from RT Sp
Joel & Matt Take a Spill
More drunk stories! This time, Matt gets thrown out of a blackjack table for spilling all the drinks, and Joel also lame
Krashes & Kleptos
Burnie wonders what constitutes a crash for an aircraft, and Gus tells a story about a naughty club he was in with Geoff
AH ASMR FTW
Michael, Gavin, and Ryan the Naughty Chef try to make an ASMR video.
Geoff Gets Cut Off
Geoff gets drunk at a party without realizing, and freaks out that he might have embarrassed himself.
Burnie & The Name Game
Burnie gets confused when someone with a similar name to his gets called up at the airport lounge. Audio from The Rooste
Gettin' Busey With It
Geoff and Michael have a cool celebrity run-in with Gary Busey! Until they realize he's a crazy person. Audio from Let's
The Robo-Telemarketer
Burnie gets a call and is uncertain whether he is talking to an annoying robot or an annoying telemarketer. Audio from T
Burnie & Ashley Search For Food
While in France, Burnie desperately searches for food before Ashley becomes hangry. But it's impossible to find food dur
That's My Uncle!
In the 200th episode special, join us on a magical adventure from a forgotten anime. That's My Uncle follows the adventu
The Machinima Death Switch
Burnie discovers the existence of a very inconvenient switch which shuts down the machinima station at the office. || Au
Gavin the Perfect Passenger
Gavin talks about airplane passengers who inconvenienced him. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #327.
Barbara is Family Friendly
Barbara becomes too acclimated to the Australia lifestyle and has a slip-up during a panel.
The Contractor Conundrum
Burnie and Gus talk about their not-so-awesome experiences working with contractors. Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcas
Forgetful Thanks, Black Hallway
Geoff forgets how to express his gratitude. Burnie talks about how Geoff once painted his hallway black. || Audio from L
Cat Stories
Gavin and Burnie talk about the annoying things their cats do. Gus talks about a cat who returned home after years in th
Apple Pay-n in the Butt
Burnie tries to impress Gavin and Dan with his fancy ApplePay phone, but it's less amazing than he thinks. || Audio from
Biscuits or Breadsticks
Miles, Kerry, and Michael have an age-old debate of what's better: Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuits, or Olive Garden Bre
Geoff's Failed Sex Dream
Geoff has a sex dream for the first time, but it doesn't go as well as he would hope. || Audio from Let's Play Minecraft
Haircut Mishaps
Gus, Gavin, and Chris relive some awkward moments they've had while getting a haircut. || Audio from RT Podcast #314.
Underwear Gift & Premature Arrival
Young Chris tries to buy his middle school girlfriend an anniversary present. Blaine shows up early for a party. By like
Reveille Gets Dognapped
Burnie recalls the story of when his college friends kidnapped the Texas A&M mascot, and the ensuing manhunt which f
Miles and the Weird Dad
Miles talks about a weird dad (not his) who maybe used to kill people..? || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #351.
Geoff's Failed Sex Dream II
Geoff has another unsuccessful sex dream, this time with Jenny Slate. Maybe it's a thing with Jenny's? || Audio from Let
Airport Dog Jobs
After encountering a dog whose job is to sniff for food, Burnie wonders how cushy a job that dog must have compared to o
Josh vs. the German Stripper
Josh comes across a very... forward stripper with a German accent and can't get away. She should hang out with Darque Ch
Miles' Dirty Talk Fail
Miles goes on a date, and things are going well, until he screws it up by switching two words. Audio from Sponsor Play -
Geoff Hits a Deer
Geoff tells the story about how one time he hit a deer and had no idea what to do. Then somehow makes the situation even
Josh's Threesome Story
Josh talks about his awesome threesome he had, and how it quickly became not that awesome. Spoiler alert: Poop is involv
Blaine Stories
Blaine recounts a tale of how he tried to be funny by farting on Gus and just embarrassed himself, and Burnie talks abou
Joel Can't Get into RTX
Joel struggles to prove his worth to both security and guardians at RTX Australia, but just can't seem to get into the b
Geoff & Ryan's Teen Antics
Geoff and Ryan recount some of their antics from back when they were bored teens living in lame southern towns. Geoff, a
The Glasses & The Fireplace
Burnie and Gavin stay at a nice Airbnb with a cool fireplace, but when they go to use it, Gavin realizes the landlord mi
The Instacart Recovery
Gus talks about reaching new heights (or lows) in his human interactions when ordering groceries. Gavin poses the questi
Gavin or Google #3
In this edition of Gavin or Google, Burnie covers accidental furniture assembly, or possible cases of bestiality. Which
Geoff Gets a Dildo in His Butt
This is the story all about how Geoff's life got flipped turned upside down. So I'd like to take a minute, lemme tell yo
Gavin The Hostage Negotiator
Gavin and Lindsay play ABCs of storytelling, where he tries to save some hostages by acquiring some Care Bears for Linds
Gus and Geoff Start Some Shit
Gus and Geoff go to a bar to get some daiquiris, and amuse themselves by starting a fight between two waitresses. Audi
#StopDolphinPoaching
Burnie discusses the rampant nonexistent dolphin poaching issue among the Rooster Teeth audience. Audio from RT Podcast
Samantha the Neighbor Cat
Michael talks about how his neighbor's cat always comes to visit them, and Lindsay's obsession with being its friend des
Best Friends & Fake Girlfriends
Gus and Burnie discuss the notion of a "best friend."; Geoff pranks his friend Frank by making Griffon pretend to be his
Robots in this Guy
The AH guys think about what they'd do if they had the Transformers element that transforms into anything. Not surprisin
Poppin' Boners with Gavin & Geoff
Gavin and Geoff hypothesize what a world where your boners made sounds would be like. They also talk about the hottest c
Flop-Flippin' Ninja Turtles
Geoff confuses Millie about flip flops, Kerry wonders what a life in Japan would be like, and Chris talks about his mast
Blaine's Virgin Debacle
Blaine scores with a girl who claims to be a virgin, but finds out later that maybe she was lying. Come to think of it,
Gus' Alley Dump
While trying to film intros for the podcast, Gus pretends to poop in an alley, but accidentally fronts on a homeless dud
Michael's Bagel Incident
Michael spots a dude eating a bagel on his flight and quickly goes from coveting the man's bounty of bagel to being disg
Droppin' Burgers, Growin' Trees
The intern makes a grave misstep while bringing food to the hungry podcast crew, and Gavin presents a third option to de
Racial Super Texas
This week, someone tries to guess Gus' race, Kyle and Miles ponder the certainties in life, and Burnie defends Superman'
Miles Runs from Zombies
Miles goes on a zombie run, but it turns out to be less of a run and more of a fall-on-your-ass for him. Embarrassing.
An Ewok to Remember
Nick Rutherford and Kirk C. Johnson from Crunch Time pitch a movie about love, Ewoks, and Peter Dinklage that takes plac
Spooky Scary Ghost Stories
Gus regales the gang with a ghost story from some friends of his back in college. Being a ghost can be difficult when yo
Bombs, Potates, & Stickers
A collection of dumb little stories ranging from bombs hitting Austin (and how to avoid them), nicknames for potatoes, a
Cool Farts from Cool Kids
Miles feels cheated when a popular kid at school rips a hearty fart and doesn't get made fun of like any other lower cla
Gavin's Seed Saves the Day
In one of the more peculiar "what if" scenarios, Geoff presents a scenario where Gavin can save his family from dying of
The Edamame Power Play
Burnie and Matt go on a business lunch with a guy, who, for some unknown reason, starts eating edamame husks out of the
Billion Dollars Butt
The gang imagines what they would do if they suddenly had a billion dollars. Would they give it away? Would they stuff i
Scary Kids Scaring Kids
Burnie talks about how his kid loved to dress up as something scary for Halloween, and how one time he managed to scare
Bar Fights & Gay Bars
Everyone loves bars, especially stories about bars! Burnie tells us about the time Matt was pretty oblivious about going
The RTAA Mixdown
It's the 250th RTAA episode! As is tradition, we did a weird thing instead of the usual business. This time the gang get
Barbara Pun-kelman V
Yeah, it's another one of these things. At this point we're probably just enabling Barbara to make more puns, so feel fr
Chris Cooks Fish
Chris does his best to explain (and defend) his method of cooking fish. It's gross, sure, but mostly just really confusi
Burnie Hates NASA
Burnie fears what he does not understand, as evidenced by his anger towards NASA's ability to describe planets hundreds
Miles' Birthday Bonanza
On his 21st birthday, Miles dives in head first into the world of gettin' CRUNK. Which is to say his friend buys him sho
Movie Stories
Gus gets hammered at a showing of Bewitched, leading him to berate other members of the audience who liked it; and our g
Shrinkin' & Dreamin'
The guys talk about the old rumor surrounding Surge and what it may or may not do to one's penis; Burnie tries to rememb
Chris' Smoking Hot Date
Chris goes on a blind date with a woman who turns out to be a little older than expected. Also she doesn't know New Zeal
Kids Are A-Holes
Kerry, Miles, and Gavin talk about the messed up things they used to do when they were little kids; everything from stri
The Loud and Proud Co-Worker
Burnie and Gus reminisce about a former co-worker who had some "annoying habits." Apparently he was really proud of his
Jeremy's Big Break
Jeremy goes through a wild ride after sustaining an injury during a high school football game. From Off Topic Podcast #
Strangers' Things
The gang discuss awkward interactions with strangers, and their tactics for dealing with them. Audio from RT Podcast #3
A Tale of Copper & Quartz
Gus and Esther take a trip to the National History Museum, and come across someone confused about what a diamond is, and
Burnie's Got Jokes
Burnie tells a couple of his favorite jokes from when he was little. Whether they're good or not is up to you. Audio fr
Miles' Counselor Story
Miles has some embarrassing moments while doing some team building exercises. Audio from RT Podcast #322
Geoff's Burger Discount
Geoff accidentally gets a discount at a divey burger joint for several months, and makes the mistake of asking why. Aud
Gavin or Gaggle
It's a new twist on a classic! Gavin and Burnie play the most disgusting game ever imagined: Gavin or Gaggle! Not safe f
Chris' Love Delivery
Chris uses a grocery delivery service but finds himself attracted to the delivery girl, so he keeps ordering groceries i
Breaking Conventions, Touching Glass
Back when Halo 3 was released, Gus and Burnie go to a convention that had more people working there than people attendin
Geoff Ramsey: Best Dad Ever?
Geoff tells a couple stories about how it's hard to be a parent when you know you're really good at it, but aren't appre
Bikes, Food, & Farts
A plethora of tales ranging from stole bikes turned into unicycles, mysterious food items left on the ground, and Gavin'
Don't Talk at the Gym
Michael tries to avoid a dude at the gym who likes talking and being punched, but can't seem to shake him no matter wher
Forgetful Pills, Automatic Recovery
In an attempt to make his life easier, Miles does something really complicated to help him remember to take his medicine
Jeremy & Michael Get Hurt
Assuming the title wasn't descriptive enough, in this episode of RTAA, Jeremy and Michael each regale us of times from t
Stinky Ride-Share Farts
Gavin finds himself in a stinky situation when his uber driver farts and he doesn't know the proper etiquette of how to
Gus' Sharkdanko Interview
During the interview for his global entry or whatever, Gus finds himself in an odd office with an odd government officia
Roombas With Guns, Sharpies in Butts
The Off Topic guys ponder the big questions in life, like "What would happen if you strapped a gun to a roomba?", "How w
Gavin and the Annoying German
Sitting next to an annoying person on a plane is never fun. But when that guy is fat and German and does gross stuff nex
Chris Strikes Out
Geoff and Michael watch from afar as Chris tries his best to talk to a group of ladies. It is, to say the least, hard to
Miles' Fake ID Excursion
Miles recalls the time he found someone's ID, for which he could use to get into bars before turning the legal drinking
Porta-Potty Blowjob
Gavin tries to use a porta-potty but a strange gentleman interrupts his tinkle time to do a quick bump. Then he wants a
Ding Dong Ditchers
Teen Blaine and his teen friends decide to do a very teen activity and ding dong ditch a girl they like. But it's all fu
Gus' Turbulent Urination
Gus has to pee while on a flight, but has a rough time when the plane experiences some pretty intense turbulence. Audio
Hands Free Peeing & Hulking Out
Gus talks urinal etiquette and Blaine remembers one of his worst halloween costumes. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #
Cock Block Cop
A heartstruck teenage Chris tries to get some alone time with a girl by going to a park for a make-out sesh. However, th
Barbara vs The Old Man
There is legend of an old man who lives in the same apartment complex as Blaine and Aaron. Is he a ghost? Is he lonely?
Sticks & Flowers
Joel goes to the doctor to get his bladder photographed. Unfortunately, it's not as easy (or as painless) as he hoped it
Mugged Miles
Miles talks about the time he accidentally got mugged and didn't know he was getting mugged? Or he didn't know he almost
Joker Sex
Miles tells his most embarrassing sex story which involves him roleplaying as the Joker. Probably the most cringe worthy
Breast Kind of Greeting
Gus finds Burnie's porn stash and Ashley has a new habit of touching breasts with all her female co-workers. Gavin and G
Michael's Bathroom Blastoff
Michael takes the Banana Sprite Challenge and the results are explosive! Audio from Last Call #11
Denise Tries The Moonshine
Denise tries the leftover peach moonshine from RTX and has some choice words for Michael. From Off Topic #86
Covered In Kittens
Michael gets to be covered in kittens and makes sure that Lindsay is both angry and jealous. Audio from Off Topic #17
Drowning for Power
Brandon tries bonding with his Father-in Law and almost drowns him in the process.
Macaroni Makeout
Jeremy talks about a couple that have no shame at the Macaroni Grill. How romantic.
Tornado Punches
Both Jeremy and Chris have stories about punches thrown during a Tornado. What are the odds? Audio from Off Topic #88
Don't Trust the Blue
Burnie recalls the first time he ever blacked out from drinking. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #443 Post Show
TP and PP on the Seat
Chris has some weird bathroom habits that he gets called out on. Audio from Off Topic # 88
Geoff's Spring Break Spite Beard
Geoff has had it with Griffon taking his razor and grows a beard out of spite - He also recalls the last time he blacked
Chris' Fake Fiance
Chris arrives early for his Tinder date, and is roped into saving a complete stranger from her pursuer. Together, they c
Favorite RTAAs That Definitely, Probably, Might Have Happened
Burnie and Gus improv their way to remembering their favorite RTAAs and the results are out of this world.
Construction Conspiracy
Burnie has had enough of the constant construction around Austin. Gus and Gavin do their best to calm him down.
Drunk Baby Sitting
Miles gets stuck at work one night watching over drunk Chris and Blaine. Some remember it better than others.
GoG Do Cats Know
Another round of Gavin or Google from RTX Austin 2017!
Sore About Syringes
Geoff reluctantly goes to the doctor for the first time in a while. He's gonna get some shots while he's there.
Farts Still Funny
The title says it all! The gang reminds you if you forgot.
Aarons Astrology Standoff
Aaron tells a story about a crazy boss he once had and the out of this world interview process that landed him the job.
Birds, Bees, And B.O
Becca and Blaine reminisce about how growing up and hitting THAT age was great.... it wasn't. Audio from Rooster Teeth
Becca's Inconvenient BM
Becca has fortunately never shit herself, but she's come close! One such occasion was in an inconveniently underconstruc
Gavin's AC Anomaly
Gavin calls a repair man to fix his house, but instead makes it worse. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #57
Snowboard Slam
Michael has been snowboarding only one time and of course he hit someone.
Twitch Chicken
Jon and Miles get caught streaming at the same time and things get intimate. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #352
Recycling Rulz, T-Rex Droolz
The Gang argue about the art of recycling and Gus daydreams about a T-rex in the modern world. Audio from Rooster Teeth
Gus' Mile High Club
Gus just can't control his body. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #399 and #436
Mooning Over Shoes
Aaron recalls the first time he was ever mooned, while Brandon pitches his moon shoes idea to a tough band of investors.
Michael the Baby Seal Overlord
Michael plays Overlord 2 and is a bit of an over achiever when it comes to killing. Denise isn't having it and tries to
Find Your Kenny
Fun fact. Jon can't smell, so a couple of his college buddies put him to the test. Chris throws some shade. Audio from
Michael Tiny Hands Jones
Michael is a little insecure about his tiny hands, but is in a race to escape the cops. He hijacks a bus Lindsay is driv
It Was Wet
Mica's dad thinks it's a good idea to microwave his cell phone. Audio from Always Open Podcast #14
Zombie Dog
Chris' mom won't let her dog go, but Gavin, Gus, and Brandon think it's time. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #405
Andy Uses a Tampon
Andy tries to explain himself after saying he's used a tampon. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #26
Mermaids
The gang remembers their days at the call center and some of the shady businesses that neighbored it. Audio from Rooster
Elephant In Nawlins
Geoff watches an Elephant outside his window do some tricks. It also throws up. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #26.
Shattered Dreams
Mariel describes one of the weirdest events her school used to take part in. Don't drink and drive kids. Audio from Alw
Batman Roleplay Pt. 1
Miles is writing a Batman porno, but needs a little insight from Kyle and Cole Audio from Backwardz Compatible DMC # 3
Batman Roleplay Pt. 2
The Batman porno continues, but this time Miles asks Gus and Gavin for their input.
Beanie Baby Catspiracy
Smee likes to drag around Beanie Babies and Gavin can't help but wonder what his cat is thinking. Audio from Rooster Tee
Crazy Taxi
Gus hates Taxis... they're all insane. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #375
Millie So Serious
Millie is invited to help out at a Sugar Pine 7 event and she takes it VERY SERIOUSLY. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #100
Impractical Yolkers
Lindsay gives orange juice to Burnie when he's not feeling so good, except it's not orange juice. Audio from Rooster Tee
Final Fantasy Fangirls
Yssa and Mica fangirl over some voice actors at the Crunchyroll expo. Audio from Fan Service #36.
When In Doubt Dab
Mariel gets a bit too competitive at Lindsay's baby shower. Audio from Always Open #37
Bulking Up
Michael and Jeremy have bigger appetites than their wives know. Audio from Off Topic #94
Beardy Kisses
Barbara describes how different it is to kiss a person with facial hair and things get a little out of hand. Audio from
Gavin's Golden Hands
Geoff gets informed that Gavin has Golden Hands after talking with his Grandfather. The gang is determined to figure out
Gavin Touches The Butt
Gavin puts his finger in a cat's butt. How and Why? We're not sure either. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #99
The Battle Of Bull Creek
Family Lineage stories! No one was related to royalty, but Jack's great grandfather killed a wild bull one time. So that
Thank God It's Food Poisoning
Barbara goes on a school trip and starts to feel a little sick. Good thing TGI Fridays is always there for you. Audio f
Ryan's Flying Failure
Ryan describes his airport adventures trying to get home to his kids. It goes exactly as planned. Audio from Off Topic
Cinema Sins
Michael, Trevor, and the gang talk about the superiority of Alamo Draft House movie theaters. Audio from Off Topic #92
Keep the Engine Revved
Mariel dated a girl for her car, Chris almost runs off the road, and Barbara sees more than she expected on a road trip
Geoffrey Work
Sanitation is important when you're working in fast food, and Geoff had a long way to go in his early years. This story
SUV Stunt Kids
Burnie goes to the store and witnesses some rad kids hungry for action. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #487
Burnie's Uber Story
Burnie tells a story about an Uber experience he had... or did he? Was he even there? Is he even real??? Audio from Roo
Jooley
Jeremy has a run in with some pretty interesting guys at the bar. Is he cool enough to hang with them? Audio from Off T
Movie Moments
It's rarely just a normal movie with these guys. Miles, Gus, and Burnie describe a few experiences at the theater that t
Gavin Co-Pilot
Gavin believes he is free of all responsibility when riding as a passenger in any moving vehicle. Burnie, Gus, and Barb
Mob Cookies & Clean Butthole Land
Lindsay apparently wasn't a great girl scout, she did sell a lot of cookies though. Also the gang realizes just how grea
G.U.S.
When an I.T. professional is cast to create internet content with his four drunk friends, his life gradually reveals the
Moth in Your Ear
Moths? in YOUR ear? It's more likely Burnie thought. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #488
Chicken Tender Travesty
Michael describes the loss, the gain, the loss again, and the true rebirth of the McDonald's Buttermilk Chicken Tenders.
Cooking Naked
Ever cook naked? Chris has some tips and tricks to doing it right! Audio From Rooster Teeth Podcast #499
Donut Poops
When there's no bathroom, where do you poop? James Buckley has the answer. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #123
Flight of the Gungans
Lindsay is doing some improv and is stuck on a plane with one parachute, then she and Michael play out a scene in a gala
Risk Lad
Trevor is Color Blind. Does that mean his other senses are heightened slightly? Is the world ready for a new super hero?
Even Even More Plane Stories
The gang recalls even even more adventures and mishaps they've encountered in the air. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast
Full Plate Jimmy Hat
Would you fight someone with a raging erection? If they have a full plate jimmy hat, you might want to think twice! Aud
Fish Tank Prank
Geoff reminisces on a tale from his past where he pranks his poor old teacher. Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #135
The London Poop Chronicles Part 1
Can you believe the Achievement Hunter gang talked about gross smelling stories for almost 15 minutes at the London RTX
Sketchy Scooters
They're here, they're there, they're everywhere! These scooters just pop up all over the place! Audio from Off Topic Po
The London Poop Chronicles Part 2
Part 2. Jeremy used to work with Port O Potties a bunch and one time... well it could have been worse. Audio from: Off
Villy Vonka
Trevor has a few encounters with a mysterious man at his hotel while staying in London. Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #
New Years Blackout
James DeAngelis from Sugar Pine 7 gets wrecked on New Years in San Francisco. Audio from: Always Open: Still Open #62
Mind Blowing Magician
Trevor invites Geoff out to see a magician while in Vegas and its probably the best show he's ever seen. Audio from: Of
Wrong Name Right
Sometimes people can't quite think of the right words to describe things, but that leads to some funny situations! Audi
Chris' Great European Adventure - Part 1
Chris gets a little confused booking his European adventure after RTX London. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496
Chris' Great European Adventure - Part 2
Chris prepares for a night out in a Berlin sex club. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496
Chris' Great European Adventure - Part 3
Chris makes a special friend and pushes his limits in a Berlin sex club. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496
Divorce Court - Part 1
Blaine may be the reason for Jon's divorce, but how deep does the truth go? Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #492
Divorce Court - Part 2
The story continues with Blaine's big debut in court as a straight friend of Jon's and nothing more. Audio from: Rooste
Laxifish
Did you know fish can get constipated? Burnie and Ashley didn't and they have to try to save their fish from a poopy dea
Birthday Soup
Chris can be so sentimental sometimes. Who wouldn't cherish and save the puke they had at their 21st birthday party? For
Siriously Accidental
Burnie gets trolled by Siri leading to a misunderstanding all the way over at Xbox. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #
Still More Plane Stories
You'd think the plane stories would end eventually, but the gang of Always Open still has some fresh ones for ya. Audio
Andy Andy Yes Papa
Andy and Max play out a scene where Baby Andy killed his mom and immediately got hooked on hard core drugs. Audio from:
Gus Gets Some Sugar
Gus made the simple mistake of wanting a coke one night and got a confrontation he wasn't prepared for. Audio from: Roo
Big Red
Miles goes tribal and forgets how to function in society. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #493
Dil-Do or Do Not
Blaine's sexual fantasy comes true when he discovers there is a huge market for Star Wars themed sex toys. Audio from A
GusVsUSPS
Gus has really had it with all his lost packages, the USPS can't keep getting away with this. Audio from Rooster Teeth
FightClubCruise
Burnie has been made aware of a news story where a family cruise got a little wild when one group decided the boat belon
Damien Does His Best
Miles and Kyle raise a child of their very own in their Sonic Adventure 2 playthrough and learn that tough love sometime
Vengeful Cats
Gavin explains Smee's weird habit every time Dan comes to visit, and Miles tells a cat story from the past. Audio from:
Waiter Strikes Later
Kerry remembers a traumatizing moment from his past, but gets interrupted by Burnie who reveals a little too much about
Power Pound Friends
Nick and Kirk are forced to come up with a smashing new movie idea. Audio from: On The Spot #129
Peeing Private Ramsey
Geoff takes revenge by wizzing on things. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #491
Barbara Punkelman 6
Barbara does what she does best! Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast and Always Open
Burnie Sims
Burnie is sometimes hard to communicate with, so Gavin and Barb use Sims tactics to get him to focus. Audio from: Roost
Dirty Talk
Turns out Ashley is no good at dirty talk, much to Burnie's dismay. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #502
Basco Tattoos
Dante Bosco has some feelings about having his face tattooed on people. The rest of the gang dream of who they'd get tat
Excuse-inal Support Animals
Not just dogs or cats, any animal should qualify as a support animal, right? Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #518
Meanest Angriest Animal
Burnie, Gus, and Geoff reminisce about a long forgotten part of their lives. Shamus the cat brought terror to all of the
Nuthin Like Huffin
Back in ancient times when Burnie and Geoff were kids, more than a few things were sniffed excessively. Audio from: Roo
Gameshow of Love
The cast of Always Open talks about being in love and gets motivated to find Yssa her true love. Audio from: Always Ope
Whale Cops
How many whales does it take until someone calls the police? Audio: Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show #514
Moon Walker Isolation
What if a face hugger got a hold of Michael Jackson? Would the King of Pop be even more thrilling as an Alien hybrid? A
RT in Japan
Japan is more of a culture shock than expected for some of the RT crew. Audio from: Rooster teeth Podcast 511
Boat Body Burnie
Burnie thinks he can swim the English Channel but gets told the many reasons he definitely could not. Audio from: Roost
Lindsay Holiday Rally
Lindsay tries to be THAT family member at a holiday party and it goes exactly how she wanted it to. Audio from: Always
Gus vs. Amazon
Gus decides to mix things up with his Amazon shipment. Little does he know the convenience he seeks is further than he e
Blaine the Christmas Crasher
Blaine didn't have enough partying at the RT Christmas Bash, so he decided to crash other parties around town. Audio fr
The Scarier Pigeon
Gus thinks a pigeon is following him around. He's probably imagining it........ or is he? Audio from: Rooster Teeth Pod
Hawaiian Aloha
Burnie and Gavin have a battle in the bathroom right before the podcast. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 487
Three Small Boars
Thanks to Wizards of the Coast for sponsoring this video. Learn more about Magic the Gathering’s Throne of Eldraine he
Grossest Insert
What's the nastiest thing that has ever entered your mouth? Gavin and Michael give us the gross details. Audio from: Ro
The Pickling Problem
What exactly is a dill pickle? You may or may not find out in this RTAA. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 522
Lucid Selfies-Coffee Water
Gavin has trouble taking pictures in his dreams, while Gus goes on journey to get some terrible coffee. Audio from: Roo
Halloween Ball
The gang discusses what they'll be for Halloween, while Gus re-lives his decision from last year. Audio from: Rooster T
Bobbing for Sticks
Chris is dead and is in hell. His demon guide Clayton runs down the rules of how Chris could potentially earn his dick b
Burnie Burned
Burnie thinks he can get sunburned from a campfire. He definitely can't, but he tries to defend his case. Audio from: R
Hands On Mistake
Miles opens the door to a WORLD of germy problems. Audio from: Always Open # 91
Napoleon's Complex
Clayton and Chris are given a tour of Napoleon Bonaparte's new apartment complex in hell. It's quite the sight. Audio f
3 Soups 2 Many
Chris eats some soup and makes a BIG deal about it. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 524
Smith Squad
Miles and Kerry have an idea for a movie starting every character Will Smith has ever played. Audio from: On the Spot:
That's a Lotta Roaches
Some news of super cockroaches spurs an interesting conversation. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 524
Chris Is Not Invited
Clayton and Stalin throw a party in Chris's house, but he's not allowed to attend. Audio from: Good Morning from Hell #
Make Room for Roomba
Roombas are almost as troublesome as real babies. Almost. Audio from: Always Open #89
Mind Your Keys
Chad and Burnie tell some stories where a simple accident leads to a much bigger problem. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Pod
Goose Fat Dilemma
Continuing from that time Burnie wanted to swim the English Channel, the gang wonders how to "use" a goose. Audio from:
Miles Monster Hands
Miles gives great high fives! Sometimes they're too much though. Audio from: Always Open #24
Hot Headed Honkers
How do you deal with being stuck in Traffic? Burnie and the gang sometimes let it get to their heads. Audio from: Roost
Origin Story
Burnie and Gus tell Rhett and Link from Good Mythical Morning the origin of their friendship. Audio from Rooster Teeth
Sleepy Plane Stories
We will never run out of plane stories, so this time Barbara and Max express what not to do while sleeping on a plane.
Geoff's Great Flood
Geoff's apartment is flooding and the front office isn't helping! Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #491
Home Depot Orphans
Gus has had it with the kids playing in Home Depot. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #564
Dutch Oven Fun
The Funhaus team is a little too gassy for Gus' taste. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #341
Spits and Farts
Sometimes you can't control your bodily functions. Just let it out. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #553
3rd Grade Mean Girl
Barbara tells a story of when she destroyed a relationship out of jealousy! ...In 3rd grade, so it wasn't too big of a d
Poo Dreams
Gus infiltrates Gavin's dream about having to take a "poo" Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #565
Reverse Snow White
Animals are once again after Gus, this time a bunch of raccoons have their fun with him. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podc
The Art of Pervy Parodies
Those good ol' classics have to be named with a clever mind, or else how will you know what's in store for you? Audio f
Only Way Anime
Some people just aren't into anime, but that's only because they've never been forced to watch it. Audio From: FanServi
House Training Chris
Even something simple like using the bathroom can turn into a story when Chris is involved. Audio From: Rooster Teeth P
Coles Alpaca
Did you know Cole Gallian once owned an Alpaca? Neither did we. Tune as Cole recounts their wacky adventures! Audio Fro
Covid Dreamin
Stressed during these challenging times? You're not alone! The gang talks about their stress dreams. Audio from: Rooste
Spicy Peen
Choppin Jalapeños? Make sure to be careful where you put your hands. Geoff learned this the hard way. Audio from: Roos
Royal Coffee Order
Gus is so predictable with his coffee, it's ready as soon as he enters the shop! Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 56
Sugar Daddy Ratio
The gang talks about the mathematics around how many Sugar Daddies and Babies there seem to be. Audio from: Rooster Tee
Buttz Mitzvah
Barbara educates her friends on Jewish customs and traditions. Audio from: On the Spot # 181
Bathroom Sweater
Chris has a grand idea on how to keep people warm while they poop. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #567
Are you Mad
Really though, are you mad? Gus and Gavin explain that only you would know if you're mad. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Pod
Burnie's Butter Banter
The greatest argument RT has ever had, with two sides that both feel so strongly... about butter. Audio from: Rooster T
Uranus Problems
The gang talks about bodily issues, specifically, this is an episode about butts. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #57
Trendy Treats
Popular names for popular foods, thought up by popular people! I'd eat that. Audio from: On The Spot #176
Horny Toads
What is the meaning behind TCU's mascot? Audio from: Fan Service: Happy Birthday Service!
Bubby
Barbara takes Trevor to a family wedding and Trevor becomes more than friends with Barb's Bubby. Audio from: Rooster Te
Gambo
A new challenger approaches in the Good Morning from Hell podcast ! Audio from :Good Morning from Hell #3
No Swiping
Torrian rants about Dora the Explorer Audio from: Death Battle Cast #1.4
Torrian vs KH
Torrian rants about Kingdom Hearts Audio from: Death Battle Cast # 4.114
Crapper Etiquette
Barb and friends talk about the nicest and most polite ways to poop. Audio from: Always Open #118
Incremental Pranks
Gus spooks a neighbor with a haunted chair, and Becca gives a school friend a ton of forks. Audio from: Rooster Teeth P
Docking
Jessica had her innocence stolen when she first started working at Rooster Teeth. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #57
Milk Madness
Gavin and Blaine argue the difference between milk in America and the UK... if there is one. Audio from: Rooster Teeth
Geoff Vs The Homeless
Geoff is already having a bad day when a homeless man decided to threaten him with aids. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podc
Dirty Water
Gus blames Chris for him drinking gross water. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #580
Dad Answers
Travis McElroy has the answers. All of them. As any dad should. Audio from: Always Open #134
Superhand
Ben and Chad come together to create your next favorite super hero! Audio from: Death Battle Bloopers
Lostin
Burnie and Gus argue about Austin's city streets. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast, Stuck at Home #2
Drive-by Makeout
Gus and Blaine both had awkward encounters with pda. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #574
Dad Bod vs Father Bod
Erin is concerned about her neighbor's sun bathing habits. Audio from: I Have Notes: Dad Bod vs. Father Bod
All Hail The CheeseMaster
In a past Extra Life, Gus gets really drunk and attempts to make cheese... amongst other things.
Candy Store
Burnie laments not doing more drugs in his youth. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast: Stuck at Home Ep.1
People Like Shirts
Jon starts off with a story about a grocery store mix-up, but then Gavin has had enough of the ""People Like-- "" Shirts
In Versus Out
The gang gets scientific when discussing poop and its many forms and physics. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #609
Gavins Land
Gavin is very protective of his land. He can do whatever he wants with it and NO ONE will tell him otherwise. Audio fro
Boulder BS
Gus wanted a boulder for his yard, but forgets that they weigh a lot. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #607
Deer Stalker
Chris is enlisted to help his friend with a deer that is stalking her. Audio from: Chump Change #17
Squirrel Content
Gus is engaged in a territorial dispute with a squirrel in his yard. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #617
Chads Sack Whack Pt 1
Chad takes a hit and goes on a painful adventure to the doctors. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #602
Chads Sack Whack Pt 2
Chad's hospital adventure continues with more pain and confusion. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #602
Pain in the Glass
Blaine witnesses a very rude man in his local pizza restaurant. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #619
Spoon Struggles
You knew this was going to be animated. So who is right? What spoon is the normal spoon? Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podc
Tangleroo
The gang decides to surprise achievement hunter with a new friend! It doesn't go as planned! Audio from: Rooster Teeth
Put a "Bows" On "Ette"
Never thought this would be relevant again. Here's the ins and outs of Bowsette in animated form. Audio from: Cross Pla
The London Poop Chronicles Part 3
Continuing the poop related saga after 3 years! Young Geoff almost gets in trouble for shaking a porta-potty. Audio fro
The London Poop Chronicles Part 4
Can you believe there were 4 stories related to poop at RTX London 2018? Jeremy shares another one about his not so peac
Dumpy Stalls and Booger Walls
Bathrooms are dirty, but apparently some RT bathrooms are to the extreme. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #574
Glusttony
Sam finds out which deadly sin best fits him. Turns out there are two. Audio from: I Have Notes 10-29
Back in the Day
Gus and Gavin realize they're really old and reminisce about a few fun adventures in the earlier days of Rooster Teeth.
Coke Vs Pepsi
Which side are you on? There is no middle ground between Coke or Pepsi. This is very serious. Audio from: BzC Podcast #
Booger's Big Blowout
Chris tries to take Booger on a car ride when things go horribly horribly wrong. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #611
Nightmare on Saturday 2: NightmEric
Gus and Chris share some horrible dreams that involve Eric. Of course they're nightmares. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podc
Trouble for Nothin
Gavin gets yelled at for no good reason. Same as any other day. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 630
Looking For a Hole
Sometimes people shouldn't stick things in other things. I mean sometimes they CAN, but really, should they? Audio from
Lettuce on your Ding Dongs
Double Story time! Lindsay has an obsession with Ding Dongs, while Chris finds something suspicious on his nether region
Dreadful Dreaming
Gus has an awful dream involving Chris that turns out to actually be a believable story. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podca
Just the Right Oreo
The double stuf oreo really is the best choice. Everyone agrees, right? Audio from No Dumb Answers # 4
Tis the Season for Stealing
Chris accidentally committed a crime and he's here to spill the beans this season. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 5
Bearly Hands and Feet
Barbara asks another divisive question. How do bears wear slippers? Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 644
House Hauntings
Geoff talks about his old house and the spooky things that used to happen. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 643
Starmie Hustle
Noel has a traumatic experience with a certain Pokémon card that he never recovers from. Audio from Black Heritage Mon
The Winner is Clear
Who would win between Raven or Beast Boy? Or the real question, who would win between Tara Strong and Greg Cipes? Check
Birthday Scoop on Snoop
Christian Young went to Snoop Dogg's house as a kid... and is related to him. Nothing interesting there AT ALL. Audio f
Booger's Big Break In
Booger tries to pick a fight with another dog, regardless of what objects, like let's just say a closed window, may stan
The Final Throw Up Part 1
Noel hasn't thrown up in 20 years because it was so traumatic for him. Part 1! Audio from Rooster Select All Kickback #
Dental Distress
Gus and Gavin share some super fun stories of them at the dentist. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 649
The Final Throw Up Part 2
Noel's story continues! The years have passed, but the memory of that infamous barf still haunts Noel. Audio from Roost
Rowdy Raccoons
They're back, and now there's more of them to bother Gus. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 623
Bird! Batta Batta
Ever seen a bird hit a window? Or a baseball bat? Very dusty lads. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show # 653
Frozen Coke Fix
Gus had a goal to drink a Frozen Coke, and there was NOTHING that was going to stop him. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podca
Screwy Car Sales
The gang comes up with ways to improve the local car sale commercial. They're pretty convincing! Audio from Rooster Tee
Sandy Eye Sores
Andrew gets some sand splatted in his eyes and tries to get it out the only way his 12 year old brain can think of. Aud
Melted & Crashed
Chris totaled his car twice and somehow ended up with more money than he started with. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast
Clammed Up
Clams will never let you down. In fact they've been reliable in Poland for 26 years. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast P
Kayla's Hardest Laugh
Kayla and Zoe go on a fun hike with Fiona, nothing weird happens at all! Audio from: Last Laugh Season 2 Bonus Footage
Actually on Fire Ants
Kdin tries to blame fire ants for almost burning down her house. It definitely wasn't her own fault. Audio from Chump C
Bathroom Dagobah
The gang reminisce on the most uncomfortable bathroom they've ever encountered. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 656
Go Go Golfers
Jeremy, Alfredo, and Matt go Mario Golfing! Wonder who will win? (It's Matt) Audio from: Mario Golf SuperRush G Fuel St
Hot Leader Not
Kayla, Fiona, and Yssa rate some of the most attractive Pokemon gym leaders there are! Or... not. Audio from No Dumb An
Playing Car Chicken
Sam runs over his "friend" with a car and feels no remorse. Audio from Chump Change #29
Expired Workplace
Gavin is upset over just how expired and spooky the office has become while everyone was gone. Audio from: Rooster Teet
Rewarding Awards
Look under your seats! You get an award! You get an award! Everyone gets an award! Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 6
The World's Worst Tetherball Accident
Not many people have had a severe Tetherball accident, but Sam sure did. Audio from Select All Kickback S1E23
The Grinch: The Terrible Truth
Jon explains his theory about how the Grinch is an enhanced superior Who. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #629
Fighting Bird Children
Kyborg and GumGum from the Stinky Dragon crew, wander into a library where they get bullied. Audio from Tales from the
Old Baby Hands Gus
With every day, Gus grows a little older... and a little softer too. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 664
Convention Confusion
Trusting Chris to know what he's getting into at a convention, was definitely a mistake on Gus's part. Audio from Roost
The Fight at Goodwill
Leave it to Chris to pick a fight with the oldest man alive while trying to do a good deed. Audio from Rooster Teeth Po
Comrade Mime
Blaine plays Pokemon Go moments before lift off on his long trip home. Audio from: Black Box Down Podcast
1st Class Stalking
Gus tells two stories of his adventures in flying first class, and the aftermath too. Audio from: Black Box Down Podcas
Baseball Bruises
Eric and the boys play some rough and tough baseball where they're not kidding around. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcas
Wolverine Bacon
Sounds tasty huh? The bacon is never ending thanks to the Wolverine! Audio from: Select All Gaming S1EP49
Food Taste Takes
Everyone has food they do and don't like, but what about pig's feet? Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #655
That's NOT How Chia Works!
Ben really doesn't understand how Chia Pet's work, so Chad tries to explain it. Audio from: Death Battle Bloopers Genos
The Skittles Mafia
Chris accidentally starts a mafia in his elementary school. Gotta get to that rainbow rank! Audio from: Rooster Teeth P
Kiddie Injustice
When you're wronged as a kid, you may never forget the injustice as long as you live. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast
From Zero to Sneezo
You know the sneeze. You know how loud it is. You're gonna sneeze like that one day. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast
Crop Top Lockout
At this point it's expected, right? Chris accidentally locks himself outside wearing nothing but undies and a crop top.
Greasy Shower Chef-nanigans
Alfredo doesn't eat a lot of greasy food, but when he does, it's in the shower. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #674
2020 Goals
Jon and Gavin explain all the things they didn't do in 2020. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #671
Ahsoka No No
Kdin has a LOT to say about Ahsoka in season 2 of the Mandalorian. Audio from: Model Employees - S1E28
Raccoon Rumble
Gus has another visit from some raccoons so you know it's gonna be wild. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #678
Chris The Handyman
Taking out the trash is not actually home improvement... or is it? (It's not) Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #677
A Good Gluey Apple
Geoff has some extreme temptations to be a menace all because of an apple. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #675
Ants in my Noods
Whats the last thing you expect in your noodles? It might be ants. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #679
Cap Shoulda Won
Chad is very upset that Cap'n Crunch did not win. Audio from: Death Battle Cast #256
Awkward Meetings with Celebrities
Do you ever freeze up when you meet someone you admire? We all do. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #688
Angels or Aliens
Kayla explains how biblical angels are way more terrifying than you think. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #685
Vlasic Barb
Barb makes a spill while at the airport and of course, a pun was made. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #688
McDonalds Bridge
The McDonalds Bridge is real! Cole swears by it, but the gang isn't quite convinced. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast
Villain Origins
Gus and Andrew really have had it with all the rude uncaring strangers they encounter. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcas
Likable Lingo Owl
We can all learn a little something from the likable lingo owl. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #689
Elyse's Quality Organs
Want them, need them, gotta have them! Elyse has the most quality organs around! Audio from: 30 Morbid Minutes S1:E4
Bucket Hat Babies
Blaine and Chris were forced to wear the worst piece of clothing the world. Bucket Hats. (According to them) Audio from
Climate Defense Force
Kayla explains the best way to save the earth from climate change. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #691
Business In Tokyo
Charlotte takes the news of Patricks disappearance surprisingly well. Audio from: Survive Block Island S1:E5
French Fry Fraud
The definition of a french fry has gotten too vague for Chris. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #696
The Unbeatable Combo
What is the unbeatable combo? Why does no one know? Was it even real in the first place? Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podc
Airport Suites and Creeps
Barb stays in a creepy airport suite for the night and Gavin learns why it's important to lock your doors. Audio from:
Forbidden Snacks
The gang talks about all the things that look tasty but you should never eat! NEVER! Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast
Barbs Bouquet Grab
Barb finally gets serious about catching a bouquet at all costs. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #703
Geoff Ruins Bowling Night
Desperate for friends, Geoff shows off his bowling skills and it goes terribly. Audio from: ANMA Podcast #6
Hiring Who?
Apparently it was so easy to get hired back in the day that some people just did it themselves! Audio from: ANMA Podcas
Birthday Blazertaggin
Gavin had the ultimate birthday party idea and it was just as fun as it sounds. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #704
Gus has Never Been More Wrong
There was a point in time when Gus thought he knew everything, boy was he wrong. Still is! Audio from: ANMA Podcast # 7
Cyber Informant Gus
When Gus is the only one with internet as a kid, of course he's gotta use that to his benefit and make some money! Audi
What is Chris?
Really though... Is Chris a lizard? An alien? Some sort of stand alone species? The gang observes him closely. Audio fr
Brian Hates Dogs
He really does. Brian hates dogs and he tries to get everyone else on his side too. It doesn't work. Audio from: Rooste
Chris's Airline Adventure Part 1
An adventure that could only happen to Chris unfolds as he simply tries to get on an airplane. Part 1! Audio from Roost
Chris's Airline Adventure Part 2
Again Chris continues to make mistakes the the very end as his spectacular airport adventure continues! Audio from Roos
Service Robot Rage
Just some normal robots taking your order! Nothing could go wrong with that, right? Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #
The Meeting of the Infinight Interns
Just who are these rag tag group of travelers? Meet them all one by one before their big adventure! Audio from Tales Fr
Classic Frank Stories
Just who is he? I'm not sure but Gus and Geoff have a lot to say about Frank! Audio from: ANMA Podcast #11
Sending to Slovakia
Gus found out so much about one sweet old lady, just by standing behind her at the post office. Audio from: Rooster Tee
We Can Save Him!
As John is voted off, his teammates, especially Michael, desperately try to save him. Audio from: Survive Block Island
Forgotten Halloween Traditions
Elyse and Jessica discuss Halloween traditions from long ago that haven't stuck around! For good reason too. Audio from
More Classic Frank Stories
Frank is BACK. The real Frank this time, with a few more stories from the past told by Geoff and Gus. Audio from: ANMA
Princess Rescuing Trio
3 adventurers from Funhaus introduce themselves and start a new quest to rescue a princess! Audio from: Must Be Dice SP
Through the Cracks
The gang tells two stories of how easily things just slip right through the cracks. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #
Armando's Advice
Gus runs into a situation that he feels is uncomfortable, but Armando lets him know it's actually a blessing! Audio fro
Kiosk Chaos
Gus goes through a series of hoops just to return another package. It's never easy. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #
Invasive Animal Overkill
Charlotte and Patrick discuss the various animals that can destroy Hawaii's ecosystem with ease. Audio from: Ship Hits
Chris Walks Into a Room
Chris makes a mistake and instead of clearing the confusion, he doubles down. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 724
Alaskan Rat Roulette
The pinnacle of rodent-based gambling is explored in this episode of Animated Adventures
Hectic Helicopter Havoc
Armando explains the hectic nature of California beach life. This audio is from Funhaus Podcast
Hot Tub Soup
Chris ends up with too many hot tubs, accidentally, on purpose. RTP Hot Tub stream when?
Secret Gus
Gus keeps an important secret from Geoff. What other secrets may he be hiding? This audio is from ANMA Podcast
Truck'd Up Troubles
BK finds herself spiraling as Trevor seems more interested in being an Influencer than actually cooking any food. This
Kiddie Pool Problems
Kids in the pool shouldn't bother the adults, but of course they do anyway. This audio is from Rooster Teeth Podcast
Computer, Enhance
Alfredo teaches Trevor how to use computers to catch nefarious people. This audio is from Red Web
Hottest in the Office
The Funhaus crew have some very interesting questions regarding the X-Men.
Mantis Shrimp Menace
The gang discusses the most SciFi creature on earth, the Mantis Shrimp.
Better Than Bad Drivers
Austin Texas is a unique place with uniquely bad drivers! One of which might be Blizz.
Airpod Gulps
Dogs, the best of creatures, the worst of creatures, a tale of two pods.
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