Seasons & Episodes
Slings And Arrows
When Cheryl's husband Wolf is sentenced to prison, she decides that the family is leaving the crime business.
The Rub
Van ends up working for the Hong family to pay off his debts. Pascalle is forced to get a job, and Cheryl sticks up for
A Little More Than Kin
Pascalle has a new career, Jethro lies about having Kiwi heritage and Cheryl receives some undesired attention.
The Cause Of This Defect
Wolf is on day release to attend a funeral, and all hell breaks loose for the West family.
The Infants Of Spring
As Cheryl starts to realise that going straight is harder than it looks, the family tries to help out in the only ways t
But Never Doubt I Love
Pascalle realises she has a secret admirer, while Grandpa West finds love.
Foul Deeds Will Rise
Loretta has to attend school again; Jethro and Caroline announce themselves as a couple while Grandpa says he is moving
My Dearest Foe
Pascalle discovers all is not beautiful in the modeling world, Grandpa takes up poker and Cheryl has yet another job.
When The Blood Burns
Van starts a race war and Jethro realises he lacks the ability to say 'sorry'.
The Fat Weed That Roots Itself
Pascalle bags herself a real live TV star and Hoochie Mama's finances end up in the wrong pockets.
It Cannot Come To Good
The crime of the century - in a Van West style; Cheryl is the victim of rumour and innuendo; and Pascalle gets a taste o
To Be Honest As This World Goes
In the fallout from the Tongan job, Van's having problems with the woman in his life; Cheryl's having problems with the
Go, Bid The Soldiers Shoot
Will Wolf get out? Will Van go inside? Will Draska get her man? Has Cheryl got one man too many?
Thy Name Is Woman
The West family is attacked on all fronts by an evil malevolent force.
Think Yourself A Baby
Van\\\'s sperm becomes the stuff of legend and Munter takes the piss; Hoochie Mama turns it all the way up to 11; and Pa
The Secrets Of My Prison House
Wolf feels violated; Pascalle�s new boyfriend has the hots for an entirely different member of the family; and Lore
This Two-Fold Force
Loretta fights a double-headed parental monster; tries to flout family tradition and may be batting for the other team;
Shall We To The Court?
Jethro puts himself on the stand as Van becomes Sparky�s private fantasy; a Hoochie Mama fantasy gets a man literal
The Affliction Of His Love
Three women are prisoners of love � and two men are knights in shining armour.
All That Fortune, Death And Danger Dare
A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing: Cheryl gets wind of the Big Job, and her attempts to save Van from Wolf and
The Steep And Thorny Way To Heaven
Wolf goes to work; Van goes to the rescue and Cheryl goes to purgatory.
To Be, Or Not To Be
Wolf's disappearance gives everyone a chop to chew on; Cheryl doubts her future with Judd; Pascalle goes bush; and Van f
The Indifferent Children Of The Earth
Cheryl audits her life and Loretta finds she has trusted her education to a worthy opponent.
Get Thee To Bed
There are all manner of bedfellows, some more unlikely than others.
By A Brother's Hand
Van tries to buy a dream home and Pascalle finds her dream job. Meanwhile Munter's middle name is Iago; Judd feels like
An Old Man Is Twice A Child
Grandpa's safe cracking attempts nearly bring down the house, and also raise a ghost; and Loretta gets the awful truth a
Fathers, Mothers, Daughters, Sons
If you accidentally sleep with your half-brother, can that be counted as incest?
Oh God!
When the least likely person finds salvation, Cheryl stands to lose; and Pascalle decides she needs to be born again.
Now Cracks A Noble Heart
Cheryl is happy at last, but hasn't reckoned on a lone Wolf with big plans.
What Loss Your Honour May Sustain
Cheryl faces a vengeful harpy and a whiteware crisis; as Van fights for love, honour and the Lucky Dollar.
While the Grass Grows
Van and Munter go green; Grandpa sees red; and to stay in the black, Hayden finds a man with enormous potential.
Most True, She is a Strumpet
Van’s road to true love hits a handicap. And Loretta finds that Grandpa’s rooting is also a problem.
Contagious Blastments
Tragedy leads to love; and family honour is tested with bodies, bikies and the truth about the curse of the Wests.
What Did You Enact?
Pascalle reveals all for love as Loretta makes her erotic masterpiece. But can Cheryl and Bruce be kept out of the movie
Put the Strong Law on Him
Cheryl wants the right thing; Jethro is asked to do the wrong thing; and Pascalle takes on the thong thing…
I Dare Damnation
Judd breaks down doors to save Van; a force from the past is back with a vengeance; and a trip to the Coromandel reveals
Oh Horrible! Most Horrible!
Hell has no fury like a Loretta scorned, and Cheryl works to reunite the world’s most perfect couple.
No Noble Rite
Pascalle banishes all men in her quest to be the best Muslim bride ever; as Jethro finds that breaking up is hard to do.
These Feats So Crimeful
The Wests take sides as Judd faces trial, and Pascalle fears for the honour of her bridesmaid.
Unpregnant of My Cause
Cheryl and Pascalle sniff out something interesting about Loretta, while Van has the plan to end all plans, while also b
Good Friends, as You Are Friends
Van, the legend, makes a new best friend. Judd gets a big cheque and a new associate - if an old adversary doesn’t stu
To Sleep; No More
A piddling piece of fabric causes much sexy strife between Cheryl and Kasey; and Loretta loses sleep when Pascalle turns
Natural Magic and Dire Property
Jethro takes a fall for his major client; and Judd’s devotion to duty gets him in hot water. As Van and Munter find st
Bow Stubborn Knees
Loretta reels before a nemesis as she faces her future; and Cheryl fears her nemesis is still pulling strings.
A Jig or a Tale of Bawdry
A bold new venture gets Van and Munter on the job; and Pascalle gets jiggy with it to find the meaning of life.
The Secret Parts of Fortune
Secrets from the past mean Jethro gets an opportunity, and Cheryl has the chance to dig up gold.
Who Calls Me Villain?
Jethro’s plans start to unravel, but who is the real villain? And Pascalle is accused of crimes most terrible.
Most Free and Bounteous
Judd and Van have different reasons to fear Cheryl’s new business partner. But will Cheryl take the bait?
Something is Rotten
Grandpa sees something rotten in the state of West House, as Loretta has goods for sale, if she can outplay the system -
The Corrupted Currents of This World
Van saves the world, or his sisters, because Pascalle’s new job is definitely not as a cheerleader. And Jethro’s mis
Where the Offence is, Let the Great Axe Fall
Van tries to be the best, best man, as Cheryl takes a prisoner; learns a secret; meets her nemesis, and plans to host a
Thinking Makes it So
Pascalle returns to find Cheryl in a state of siege: caring for baby no-name and coping with raiding cops and Plunket, a
The Edge Of Husbandry
Wolf is suspicious of Pascalle's new husband, Milt, but doesn't have long to be act on his hunch; Van continues to miss
As Much Containing
A mysterious container belonging to Wolf arrives on Cheryl's doorstep; Judd investigates before Van and Munter destroy t
Revenged Most Thoroughly
Grandpa Ted and Loretta browse old West family home movies; Loretta so she can see Ted's old crime gang and Grandpa so h
Remorseless, Treacherous, Lecherous
Loretta continues to meet with Vern, hoping to use his council contacts to her own advantage. Van and Munter are recrui
A good child and a true gentleman
Times are tough for the Wests. Loretta is still suffering after the petshop incident while Cheryl is laid up after hurti
What is a Man
Van and Munter find their turf is under threat, as Grandpa has to save Judd from critical sperm build up.
Guilty Creatures
Cheryl’s dodgy dealings come back to haunt her, and no one is safe from the most powerful force in the land.
Most Foul, Strange and Unnatural
Wolf suspects a foul plot afoot, as Van and Munter both get rude awakenings.
The King, The King's to Blame
Cheryl blames Wolf for his lies, but discovers instead a terrible truth, and all in all, a hell of a lot of stuff happen
Most Valiant
Cheryl takes on Sheree, but hasn’t reckoned on a guardian angel. And Van is jealous as Munter takes inspiration from h
Let them throw millions
When Pascalle is blessed, Loretta feels cursed. And Van has to do some very important remembering of roots past.
Your chaste treasure
Grandpa seeks a missing jewel, but Loretta fears he’s in danger from a femme fatale. As Kasey’s fatal flaw riles Che
Rest her soul
Jesus wants Baby Jane, but Cheryl isn’t so sure, as Judd sets out to save Kasey from the Bahama Triangle.
Affection! Pooh!
When Judd stands accused, Cheryl fights dirty. And Pascalle finds inspiration in a parallel universe.
A sister driven into desperate terms
Loretta wants to save the world, but is she the girl who cried wolf?
Dangerous conjectures
Some mysterious happenings and rude surprises mean Cheryl, Van, Pascalle and Grandpa all get to count the cost of love.
Who comes here ?
It’s the day of Grandpa’s wedding and everyone is in for a surprise or two. Judd is surprised that Cheryl has over-r
All My Sins Remember’d
If love is a drug, then Loretta is tempted; and Van faces a threat to all he holds most dear. A new day, a new series a
The Fatness of These Pursy Times
There is a whole bag of trouble when Cheryl doubts Pascalle, and Judd finds that old is the new young. Munter is a man
A Rat, A Rat
Van wrestles with being a rat and finds an angel, as Loretta seeks a lab rat and finds a lover. Van is under pressure f
Drive His Purpose
Van needs a very big plan to save Munter, and Loretta needs to thwart the most unholy alliance. Van is desperate to hel
What Company At What Expense?
The slings, arrows and infomercials of outrageous fortune cause Cheryl to doubt her offspring, with potentially tragic r
We Will Our Kingdom Give
Cheryl is forced to let go, Loretta is forced to take hold and the Mighty Munt is put to the test.
Inform Against Me
Munter is making final preparations before he goes to jail. Van feels desperate, but Gerard is offering no quarter unles
Some Vicious Mole of Nature
Pascalle is in peril as Sheree moves to strike, and Loretta finds that trees can also be dangerous.
Honour's at the Stake
Grandpa and Ngaire play for very high stakes, and Loretta's secret lover is no secret anymore.
O Villany!
Van has decided once and for all to quit being a nark. Gerard appears to accept this and Van has other important matters
A Serpent Stung Me
The Wests are stung; catastrophe abounds and no one is safe from a woman on the warpath.
Unpack My Heart
While Pascalle strives to achieve the beautiful positive, Cheryl finds that Jethro has been messing with her knickers.
Constant to My Purpose
Pascalle is channelling her grief into visiting Grandpa, who must be miserable. He disagrees and claims to be enjoying t
The Power to Charm
Judd, Cheryl and Munter are on their way to pick up Van. Munter feels sure that Judd’s old man will be a true koro –
Mine Own Room
Van is called upon to bestow the greatest gift, while Pascalle and Loretta most emphatically refuse to share.
O Wonderful Son, (that can so astonish a mother)
Cheryl takes the offensive against fashion crimes and a son called Jethro, while Judd fights for family.
They Bleed on Both Sides
Cheryl seeks solace from an unlikely quarter, and Pascalle decides that Judd may actually be a saint. Cheryl can’t be
How Like an Angel!
Grandpa has a disturbing visit from Eric, aka The Angel of Death, with a message that Grandpa will die in jail. Yes, thi
I Have a Daughter
All’s fair in love and war. Cheryl demands a high price for Jane, and Pascalle is also much wanted . . .
What a Rash and Bloody Deed Is This
Who was shot? Will Gerard live? How are the Wests going to get out of this one?!
Do Your Mother's Commandment
Van embraces the law; Loretta embraces Eric; and Judd's time may well be up.
To a Radiant Angel Link'd
Loretta works hard for the money as Judd gets an offer he would really, really like to refuse.
Make Mad The Guilty and Appal The Free
Bad girls abound as Cheryl becomes a prison vixen and Jethro unleashes the most unstoppable female force.
The Power to Seduce
Van goes all out for love as Pascalle discovers Hayden and Loretta’s marriage is based on lies.
When Both Contend
There is horror, outrage and also much rejoicing when Van and Jethro are on with the same woman. And Munter has some chi
Go Seek Him Out
Pascalle's future is in the balance as Nicky is sentenced and the Wests attract more unwelcome police attention.
Help, help, ho!
Aaron goes all out when he learns Munter's shameful secret, but Loretta's not taking any help from anyone.
Follow Her Close
Pascalle’s love life is the cause of much speculation – but can Aaron Spiller really be her new true love?
The Loving Father
Who's your Daddy now' is a very good question to ask Van, Jethro and Judd
Make Love to This Employment
Grandpa sees potential in an old associate, as Hayden harnesses creative man power.
Let The Door Be Lock’d
Judd puts a lock on the bathroom door, but will it be enough to stop Mandy the Mauler?
Look Here, Upon This Picture
A Tool Guy crisis sets Van on a path of higher learning and naked ambition as Pascalle gets the ultimate offer.
Their Grand Commission
Desperate Undertakings
Van gets in the crapper for love; and Hayden and Loretta fight for public enemy number one.
Give Me Up The Truth
Cheryl is asked to narc and Jethro’s game plan faces some opposition. But one way or another, the truth will out.
Blood and Judgement
As the Wests are divided over vengeance and lynching, there are tribulations and also some trials.
Tis So Concluded
Cheryl is determined to set her house in order as there are scores to settle, wrongs to right, and something very ugly i
