Seasons & Episodes
Sally
Bret and Jemaine go to a party at Dave's, where Jemaine meets and falls for the 'most beautiful girl in the room', Sally
Bret Gives Up the Dream
Faced with dire financial circumstances, Bret and Jemaine look for jobs. Bret gets a job holding signs but soon he has n
Mugged
Bret loses Jemaine's trust after Bret abandons him when they get mugged. To regain it, Bret tries to retrieve Jemaine's
Yoko
Bret's relationship with Coco threatens to split up the duo.
Sally Returns
Sally, the ex-girlfriend of both Bret and Jemaine, from the season premiere, returns to further complicate things in the
Bowie
After a photo session, Bret develops body image issues and gets some dream advice from his idol, David Bowie. Jemaine pl
Drive By
Bret and Jemaine are shocked by the prejudiced actions of a fruit vendor who won't sell to them because they are New Zea
Girlfriends
Bret and Jemaine pick up two women at a croissant shop - but end up with very different dating experiences. Meanwhile, M
What Goes on Tour
Using the band's "emergency fund," Murray organizes a warm-up tour in preparation for a big gig in Central Park. At an a
New Fans
A performance at a local "World Music Jam" results in the Conchords gaining two new fans, but Mel is suspicious of the n
The Actor
Bret and Jemaine enlist a semi-professional actor to cheer Murray up after a disappointing gig. Asked to place a good-he
The Third Conchord
Murray introduces a new bongo-playing band member on Bret and Jemaine, triggering angry dances and mutant half-bands.
A Good Opportunity
Bret and Jemaine fire Murray for neglecting them in favour of the Crazy Dogggz and almost immediately they receive an of
The New Cup
Bret and Jemaine s fortunes unravel after Bret buys a new tea cup; Jemaine goes to desperate measures to supplement his
The Tough Brets
Bret organizes a gang to protect himself from rappers he dissed in a song; Murray and Jemaine confront a group of Aussie
Murray Takes It to the Next Level
Murray tries to elevate Bret and Jemaine on his friendship graph, bringing his questioning pal Jim in on the plan; Mel d
Unnatural Love
Jemaine starts dating an Australian, to Bret's dismay and inconvenience.
Love Is a Weapon of Choice
Bret and Jemaine become rivals for the attentions of the same woman, who happens to have an epileptic dog that has gone
Prime Minister
Murray sets up a meeting for the New Zealand prime minister; Jemaine gets mixed up with an Art Garfunkel fan at the end
New Zealand Town
Trying to look cool for a gig at the Grand Opening of New York's one-block New Zealand enclave, the Conchords end up get
Wingmen
Jemaine and Dave help Bret woo the clerk at the cheap zoo (pet shop). Jemaine also helps Murry seek forgiveness from Gre
Evicted
Bret and Jemaine can't afford to pay their rent and are forced to move in with Mel and Doug, and Murray believes they ca
