Brothers

AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER

Joe and Kelly spend the night together after a night of heavy drinking. They don't remember what happened. Will this lea

YOUR BROTHER'S KEEPER

Lou has an attack of pride when he gets fired from his job and his ensuing personal crisis drives Cliff and Joe crazy, e

THE FOURTH BALL (aka Lucky Charm)

During a blackout one night at the restaurant a mysterious stranger shows up out of nowhere eating food that the place d

LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO BE DELICATE

Cliff is confronted by his former fiancé.

LET THE EAGLE FLY

Lou is humiliated when he suddenly becomes impotent.

THE GIRL MOST LIKELY

Joe offers to pose as Kelly's husband to impress her former classmates at her high school reunion.

DONALD'S DAD

Donald's estranged father arrives in Philadelphia to visit his son, but the reunion is cut short when he suffers a heart

DONALD'S OLD FLAME

Donald considers settling down with a former girlfriend and her daughter, as this offers him a ready-made family.

THE PROOF IS IN THE PJs

Joe feels like a failure when he does not approve of Penny's new boyfriend and she retaliates by moving in with him. Joe

A HOUSE DIVIDED

Joe's plans to run as city councilman is dampened due to disagreements and tensions within the gang.

THE STING

A crooked detective sets up a sting when he accuses Donald of being a criminal.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY BROTHER

Cliff find a rich boyfriend (Winston) who quickly gets too serious about his relationship with Cliff. Cliff does not fee

TO PLAY OR NOT TO PLAY

Cliff is failing one of his college courses, which will prevent him from playing baseball. His female professor offers h

THE GREATEST STORY NEVER TOLD

Joe decides to write a book about his memoirs, but decides to bend the truth on certain things, causing a rift between h

AMONGST MY SOUVENIRS

A young woman shows up from Korea who might possibly be Lou's daughter. Lou was involved with her mother when he was sta

RHINO RHAPSODY

Lou feels he needs a way to "be remembered", so he runs for president of the Rhinos. In order to cement the election he

DONALD'S AIR FORCE BLUES

Donald is faced with the possibility of coming out to his former Air Force buddies.

THE STRANGER

Joe's old friend Bubba is back in town, but he does not answer. Joe questions him and learns that Bubba has AIDS.

IT AIN'T OVER TIL IT'S OVER

Joe and his ex-wife Janey begin spending time with each other again and Penny hopes for a reconciliation, but Janey's se

FATHER, FATHER

Lou is embarrassed and upset when his son Bucky considers leaving the seminary because he cannot take the vow of celibac

A GREASEPAINT SMILE

Penny dates an African-American circus clown. Rose Marie and Maury Amsterdam play the clown's parents.

GOBBA, GOBBA

Donald is very secretive about the reason he doesn't want to spend Thanksgiving with the Waters brothers.

GODZILLA MEETS BAMBI (aka Donald's Apartment)

Lou and Donald get the chickenpox. They are quarantined for a fortnight in Donald's apartment. Soon they are annoyed by

A CARNATION BY ANY OTHER NAME

Joe and Cliff do not want to live together anymore. Everyone feels cramped in their privacy. In order to complete the ch

THE SHOOP SHOOP SHOP (aka Isle Of Lesbos)

Kelly is turned off by a bad date. She becomes friends with Donald's friend, Annie. When Lou tells the gang that Annie i

HAIRBALL BLUES

After Donald's cat Blanche Dubois dies, Cliff gives him one of the two kittens he's been feeding in the alley and keeps

TAKE ME OUT OF THE BALLGAME (aka Dreams Of Summer)

Cliff gets the chance of a lifetime to try out for a pro baseball team. When things don't quite go the way he would have

THE SEDUCTION OF LOU

Lou gets a huge promotion at work but is having second thoughts after the bosses daughter makes advances at him.

A PENNY A DANCE

Joe makes Penny get a job because she gets her first credit card bill. He tries to help her out by getting her a secret

DONALD'S HALF SISTER

WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO

When the bar gets closed down by the building inspector, Joe agrees to host a wake when a widow offers to pay enough to

BLIND LOVE

THE SONG REMAINS THE SAME

Lou finds out Kelly can sing and tries secretly to have her perform for a record producer.

BROTHERS THREE

The Waters brothers face off with childhood rivals when three bullish brothers return to town for a family reunion.

THE PLAYS THE THING

Donald writes a play but the only producer that will consider his play doesn't seem very legit.

HARRY AND THE OGRE OF OCK

Lou is excited to spend the day with Flo's nephew Harry. But Lou realizes that him and Harry don't have that much in co

MOTHER'S DAY

TWO-TIMIN' MAN

IF I ONLY HAD A WATCHAMACALLIT

GOODBYE, CLIFFIE

Cliff gets a job interview as an apprentice sports writer. But he would have to move to Utica, NY if he takes the job.

JOE LEAVES THIS OLD WORLD BEHIND

Joe suffers a midlife crisis when one of Penny's friends hits on him.

WHOSE GOLDEN YEARS IS IT, ANYWAY? (PART 1)

WHOSE GOLDEN YEARS IS IT, ANYWAY? (PART 2)

THE BOXER

LAY THE POINTS

THE GANG WHO COULD SHOOT STRAIGHT

A PENNY FOR YOUR DREAMS

ICEMAN

STILL MARRIED AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

MI CASA ES SEWER CASA

WEDDING BELL BLUES

After going out for over 6 months, Joe and his new girlfriend Annie announce they're ready to tie the knot.

WHAT?

An innocent prank by Lou causes Donald to temporarily lose his hearing.

CHEZ CLIFF

After graduating college in journalism Cliff has second thoughts about his direction in life.

LOVE AND LEARN

After Flo leaves Lou he has trouble learning to charm her into coming back.

LEAVE IT TO CLEAVAGE

FEAR OF HEIGHTS

CLIFF'S MAGIC RECIPE

OLD MAN WATERS

While tagging along with Lou to a physical, Joe finds out he has high blood pressure. Fearing for his health he starts t

HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS

ON THE REBOUND

MAN'S CHOICE

STARRY, STARRY NIGHTMARE

PENNY AND THE HARD HAT

THE POINT AFTER NO MORE?

Joe gets an irresistible offer to sell the bar. But little does he know the offer is from a developer who wants to tear

LAS VEGAS SERENADE (PART 1)

LAS VEGAS SERENADE (PART 2)

ONE ON ONE

THE FARMER ALWAYS RINGS TWICE

BACHELOR FATHER

MASQUERADE

STOLEN PLEASURES

IS THE CALLER THERE?

THE WINDSOR WAR

THERE'S A LID FOR EVERY POT

THANKSGIVING

SITTIN' IN A TREE

BARNEY, WE HARDLY KNEW YE

I'LL KNOW WHEN MY LOVE COMES ALONG

L. A. MALTBY

HUSTLE UP

BUT I KNOW WHAT I LIKE

MOVING OUT

A JOB WELL DONE

TWO FOR THE SEESAW

NOTHIN' SAYS LOVIN'

THE DETOUR

GUARDIAN ANGELS

A STUDY IN MALTBY

NANNY FROM HEAVEN

THE POINT AFTER BOWLING TEAM

ISN'T IT ROMANTIC?

THREE INFANTS AND A BABY

GUARDING THE NEST

SAM'S DAD

INHERIT THE BAR

FANTASY IN EBONY

BIG

SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW

WOULDN'T IT BE NICE

THE ROAD YET TAKEN

I REMEMBER BUT I DON'T LIKE IT (Compilation Show)