Seasons & Episodes
NINE TEN
Hello, I am Hussein, and this is my family, the Husseins! This is a very big day for us. We have experienced a loss… b
#1 VIGIL MOURNERS!
Look how many candles we have! We are the most sad AND the least scary! There is nothing hidden in my halal cart. Trust
WE ARE NOTHING!
The government has created a new secret spy program called See Something Say Something! But you can't see something if w
EGYPT IS ON THE PHONE!
Mona, this is a very important phone call. We are speaking to our relatives in Egypt. This is a very expensive call, but
VERY GOOD HATE CRIME!
Hateful, but helpful. The best hate crime I have ever seen. I love this country.
DAUGHTER PRESIDENT!
The school election is just as important as the presidential election and only one of them is rigged. Soon my daughter w
INSHALLAH PUBES!
Rumi, once they grow down there, they leave your head. I’m sorry son. It’s time for you to grow up. You will be a ba
A SLEEPOVER WITH MR. PRESIDENT!
We love you Mr. Bush. Feel free to stay at our house, and torture our family. We cannot wait to visit this Guantanamo Ba